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Madonna Flashes Boob During Istanbul concert (VIDEO)

Madge is all about shock value. We get that but good grief, after how many years, do we really want to see a wrinkly vadge or a saggy nipple? No thanks. Well some lucky fans out in Turkey got to see something they probably didn’t want or need to see.

During the middle of her song Human Nature on Saturday night in Istanbul, Turkey, the pop star decided to give the crowd a flash. We wouldn’t exactly call it a wardrobe malfunction considering it was meant purposely, intended to offend because I highly doubt anyone got off on Madge’s slippage. Or maybe some did?

During her MDNA tour, in Tel Aviv she pretty much ticked off the French National Front leader Marine Le Pen after she projected an image of a Nazi swastika on the politician’s forehead.

I guarantee you at at least one of these shows some unlucky peeps are going to see some vadge and it’s not going to be pretty.

Check out the video below.

The Queen of Thievery Verbally Slaps The Princess of Thievery

The last time I checked, Madonna was not exactly the queen of originality, so when Lady Gaga infamously heavily quasi-sampled her “Express Yourself”, she should have been pleased that someone was sampling her and keeping her ass current and on the PDA devices of nearly every tween in America. But no, Madonna was not having it! Instead of praising Lady Gaga’s assterpiece of a song, she took the capitalistic approach, re-releasing the song for download.

The poptrick trashdown continued in Tel Aviv over the weekend, when Madonna, who is rehearsing for concerts, began singing the lyrics to her Express Yourself over Lady Gaga’s Born This Way. How much do you want to bet she includes this verbal slap on the concert tour?

If this is not the pot calling the kettle black then I don’t know what is. If Madonna had to pay off everyone she has ripped off of, she would not have enough money to pay for her boytoys. Pat Benatar, Grace Jones, Debbie Harry, Roisin Murphy, et cetera…they are still waiting for checks!

Madonna Says Her Stink Was Supposed to be Out 15 Years Ago

In case you didn’t know, Madonna has been working on perfecting her Truth or Dare perfume for FIFTEEN years. Can you believe it? All of the hanky panky sweat, Guy Ritchie’s balls and stench of freshly melted and plasticized skin couldn’t be bottled up right then and there?

Well, it’s true. Apparently coming up with that perfect scent was important to Madge but she had other projects that seemed to interfere with her concoction mixing, like toy boy handling and squeezing into too tight leotards.

She tells MTV News, “I’ve been trying to develop a fragrance for the last 15 or 16 years. The time was right. I’ve been working off and on on various fragrances over the years, and (have been) approached by a lot of companies and have tried to create fragrances. They were always abandoned projects. I’ve always loved perfume; it’s always been a big part of my life. But every time I tried to create the scent I was looking for, it never reached the stage where I thought it was good enough or I was told that the ingredients would be impossible to re-create in a mass way. Then I’d say, ‘let’s try and do a synthetic version,’ and it never smelled as good as I wanted it to. And if I’m not going to wear it, I’m not going to sell it. So, I finally was able to create… a fragrance that I could stand behind.”

As for who she thinks should wear her perfume? “Someone who is daring, daring enough to tell the truth and someone who likes gardenias.”

Madonna’s Latest Transformation: Pill Popper

The Queen of Pop has always been known as a trend chaser setter, but now she is chasing something that’s astonishing to some and she’s getting called out on it. It seems some people take their drugs seriously!

At Miami’s Ultra Music Festival recently, Madonna screamed to the crowd…

“In my world, the words ‘music’ and ‘dance’ are not separated, okay? How many people in this crowd have seen Molly?”

Now, my best friend is named Molly and she loves Madonna and probably would die if she knew The Material Girl was looking for her, but how wrong I was! Madonna meant something else!
Since I don’t know what Molly is, I had to scour the streets and ask a crackhead on the corner. You all should thank me for my investigative reporting!

According to our neighborhood Amy Winehouse, ‘Molly’ is slang for pure MDMA, or Ecstacy. If you have been living in a crackhouse the last few months and have not bothered to venture out of it, then I am here to report to you that Madonna’s new album is a reference to the drug, as she has titled her latest release MDNA. Well, some people are not going to stand for Vadge edging in on their territory. Some crackheads won’t let wannabes have any fun. Music star Deadmau5 ran to his Facebook account (because if it’s not on a social media outlet, it didn’t happen) to rant about Madonna:

“WHAT THE F— WAS THAT? That’s your big contribution to EDM [electronic dance music]? Thats your big message to ultra attendies? hipsterspeak for looking for drugs? f— off you f—ing IDIOT. f—.”

Read between the hyphens, folks. Deadmau5 is not having it!

So far, Madonna has not responded back.
She’s probably in a k-hole.

Watch Madge and Nicki Minaj kiss!

What’s it like to kiss Madonna? Well, Nicki Minaj is letting us all know. Remember back in December when Minaj revealed to us via Twitter that Madge kissed her as part of her birthday present during a video shoot?

Well, the Madonna and Nicki Minaj kiss video has surfaced! And while Minaj’s excitement was displayed via Twitter, the kiss (in my opinion) wasn’t much to brag about.

But she made it a big deal.

“OH MY f’ingggg Gahhhh!!!!! MADONNA jus kissed me!!!!! On the lips!!!!!!! It felt sooooo good. Soooo soft!!!! *passes out* aaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!” Minaj tweeted. “*kisses each one of my barbz so they too can taste queen madonna* I love u guys sooo much!!!! This video is of epic proportion! Love uuuu!!! Yes! It was recorded!!! *hopes & prays this footage appears somewhere* lmaoooooooooooo” Yes, there is footage dahlings and you can see the kiss for yourselves!

She went on even further. “No barbz…like…seriously…it felt soooooooooo good!!!!!!! Sooooo soft! Like what?!?!?! bwahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!”

Ok so Nicki is making a big fat deal out of a peck. But I guess it IS Madge. Though she may be a bit haggard now, she once was the bomb dot com. I mean, their lips barely touched and the smell of geriatric glittery vadge probably filled the air. But got damn. This kiss can’t even really be classified as a kiss though, can it?

Check out the kiss below.

Madge has a LEAK!

And this is a leak that a pair of Depends can’t even handle.

Madonna’s MDNA album has leaked. Surprised? Nope, me neither. Come on people, we live in the day in age where we can beg, borrow and steal via the Internet if we so choose.

At any rate, you know damn well the leak is creating Madge angry face which we all know will lead to more wrinkles and another Botox shot between the eyes. Madge must have grabbed Guy Oseary by the balls and told him to get his ass on Twitter to sick the Madge fans all up on anyone who is caught leaking any of the material.

Guy tweeted, “Please police all leaks for us… Much appreciated… It’s more luck than anything else… We are grateful that no leaks have occurred… I’ve done my best… I’m sure it won’t hold for much longer… I’m hopeful, but we are too close now… So I’m realistic…”

Well Guy can be hopeful, but I have a damn good feeling that before next week we will all hear all of the tracks from the MDNA album. And shouldn’t Guy and Madge be happy that people want to hear Madge’s shiznit?!

Madonna Turning Her Daughter Into a Superstar?

Madge sings with her daughter on new track. Listen here. Celebuzz

Kim K. keeps looking for compliments on Twitter. HaveUHeard

Selena Gomez prances around in bikini and rides a scooter. Celeb Jihad

Pauly D is going to DJ Snooki’s baby shower. Allie Is Wired

RHOC are nuts. Check out this scream fest! BBB

Joan Collins gets beauty tips from Kim K. Swanky Celebs

Prince Harry is looking for his princess. He wants her now! Celeb Dirty Laundry

Charlize Theron is a mom! I Need My Fix

Ashton isn’t sure if Two and 1/2 men will get renewed. Fit Fab Celeb

The Kardashian sisters are selling lingerie too. Socialite Life

Matthew Broderick has a creepy mustache. EB Gossip

Even straight boys bring boys to Ricky Martin’s yard. SheKnows

Disney is trying to make big bucks off of a Teen Beach Musical. Daily Fill

J. Love Hewitt, the new spokesperson for eHarmony? Amore Magazine

Neon fashion for spring. I’m loving it. All Women Stalk

Nicki Minaj shows off floppy cleavage on Allure. Anything Hollywood

Drew Barrymore is throwing up and nauseous. Celeb Baby Laundry

Avril wears F-word necklace in interview. Glamour Vanity

James Van Der Beek had a baby Beek. Fabulous Buzz

Dionne Warwick said Whitney had a heart attack. ILulu Online

Bey is still walking around NYC with Baby Blue. POTP

Robert Downey Jr, a gossip monger? Popbytes

Josh Duhamel has a mohawk. Daily Stab

Ian Somerhalder likes pussy. Ten Gossip

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Malawi Puts Madge on Blast For thinking She’s going to Build Whatever She Wants Where She Wants

Madonna means well. The idea to build TEN brand new schools in Malawi sounded good to Madonna. But apparently Madge isn’t proceeding with her plans the right way and that is making people just a tad irritated. Ok irritated isn’t quite the right word at this point in the game. Malawi officials are pissed and confused as hell.

Granted, Madge doesn’t HAVE to build these schools but she said she was going to. In other words, she got peeps in Malawi all effing excited and probably playing Madge’s records on repeat in celebration of the goodness that was about to go down. The problem is, Madge hasn’t gotten approval from government officials for a proposal that is needed in order to press ahead with the plans to build these new educational centers.

Ministry of Education spokeswoman Lindiwe Chide tells Reuters that the announcement that Madge was going to start construction came as a surprise to them because Your Madgesty didn’t even tell them!

Chide says, “Now she decides to announce that she plans to build 10 schools without getting authority from us again. We now feel like this is all about propping up her global image and not in our interest…She has no mandate to decide where she wants to build a school because she doesn’t know our needs and where we want new schools… She first needed to consult us, get permission from us before doing anything.”

Apparently Malawi didn’t get the memo. Madge does what Madge wants. Unfortunately, I have a feeling Madge is going to be like, “Fine! Stay uneducated then! I’m out! Peace!”

Talk about biting the hand that wants to feed ya! Der.

Madge’s “I Don’t Give A” song about Guy Ritchie?

Listen to the lyrics of Madonna’s “I Don’t Give A…” song and you may think that she is finally opening up about her failed marriage to ex-husband Guy Ritchie. Besides, did we really know the reason why these two didn’t work out, other than the fact that Madge was probably acting like an entitled princess who bossed Ritchie around like a child?

Well for her upcoming MDNA record, Madge sings a song about a failed marriage, but is it about her own?

Madge sings, “I tried to be a good girl / I tried to be your wife / Diminished myself / And I swallowed my light / I tried to become all / That you expect of me / And if it was a failure / I don’t give a…”

So what does Madge’s agent Liz Rosenberg say about the possibly personal lyrics? Liz told PageSix, “I have not heard Madonna explain whether the lyrics are autobiographical or not. She doesn’t often explain lyrics to her songs, and she did have a few writing collaborators. I can only confirm that the response from the music press who heard the album was really exciting. They seemed to love it.”

We shall see. Bitch better produce!

Image via Getty Images

Madonna thinks MIA finger flip was “immature”

Madonna called in to On Air with Ryan Seacrest to chat about her Superbowl performance among other things including her upcoming single “Girls Gone Wild”. What we really wanted to know is what she thought about M.I.A. flipping her middle finger during a family event that aired on a national network. I mean, come on…it’s not like Madge would ever do such a thing. Right?

Let’s just say that Madge wasn’t thrilled. She told Seacrest, “I was really surprised. I didn’t know anything about it. I wasn’t happy about it. I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity it seemed negative. It’s such a teenager…irrelevant thing to do…there was such a feeling of love and unity there what was the point? It was just out of place.”

Hmmm. Isn’t this kind of like pot calling the kettle black? I love Madge and all but it’s not like Madge hasn’t done anything for shock value. Or is it okay to expect something like that from Madge and not her cohorts? Bitch, puhlease.

Anyhow…moving on…so while she rocked some gladiator motifs during her Superbowl performance, don’t expect her to wear those ensembles for her upcoming world tour. Madge explains, “Oh god no! I don’t want to repeat myself. I never do that! I am having auditions all next week. Then I’m going to shoot the video for ‘Girls Gone Wild’ after that, then I start rehearsals.”

As for those rumors that Britney will be teaming up with her on the upcoming single “Girls Gone Wild”? ”No, it’s just little ol’ me.”

So there you have it! Check out the full interview with Mr. Seacrest below.

Image via Getty Images

Lady Gaga Announces Born This Way Ball Tour Dates 2012-2013

Lady Gaga has just announced the first few dates of her Born This Way ball tour for 2012. The eccentric superstar will be taking on 110 dates total! Now that is some hardcore touring and some big fat ching!

Madonna also recently announced her tour dates for promotion of her MDNA album. The difference is that Madge is charging a whopping $300 to see her perform live.

So with that being said:


Madonna Halftime Show Performance Video: Hot or Not?

What did you think of Madge’s halftime show? Hollywood Reporter

Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance gets 2 Superbowl ads. I Need My Fix

Justin Bieber’s bodyguard knocks out photographer. Celeb Dirty Laundry

Demi Moore seeking treatment in Utah. Hollywood Dame

Motley Crue to kickstart your day. Busy Bee Blogger

Xtina reunites with old pal on The Voice. SheKnows

Bachelor’s Courtney Robertson goes topless in Panama video. Bumpshack

Miley performs Bob Dylan classic on Ellen. Bitten and Bound

Brad Pitt’s CBS This Morning interview here. Shallow Nation

Tim Tebow and Katy Perry dating? Amore Magazine

M.I.A. is in big fat doo doo. Allie Is Wired

Whitney Port heads to the UK. Celebuzz

Olivia Wilde is fine after divorce. HaveUHeard

Leann Rimes grips about her mouth surgery. Anything Hollywood

Be more fabulous. All Women Stalk

Jackson Rathbone’s life has been changed forever. Celeb Baby Laundry

Lana Del Rey is all about the heartbreak. Girls Talkin Smack

Rachel Zoe has an obsession with the Russians. Swanky Celebs

Ashley Tisdale checks into Journey 2 the Mysterious Island movie premiere. Fabulous Buzz

Drake is getting his ass sued. ILuLu Online

Jon Hamm loves himself some Playboy. Betty Confidential

Lilo settles into her new hotel home. Wonderwall MSN

Madonna to Recession: Suck it!

This is what Vadge had to say about her skyrocketing ticket prices for her upcoming tour…

“So start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.

Let’s see…

I’ve seen Madonna twice in concert ten years ago. I paid a bit over 100 bucks for nearly front row tickets and each show was great. She gives good show. I will give that trick that.

However?

I saw Stevie Nicks that same summer, Sade as well and I will say that they are also just as good live (if not better because they are actually SINGING) and their tickets were also in the same range.

Fast forward over ten years later and none of THEM are charging $300 for their shows?

And why is that?

Because they write their OWN songs completely, so they don’t have 17 other writers to pay, 20 dancers to thrust their crotch at every other song, or 9 handlers on standby to babysit her teen man or inject silicone into her new face.

EPIC FAIL!

(that being said, I will go see her again if I can!)

The Next (Hopeful) Judges for X-Factor

Now, with Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones gone, we can all begin to speculate and dream about who our ideal judges would be for the X-Factor.

The problem with having judges replace this cast is that the people who…actually liked the show…may have trouble with getting used to a new format. Do we really want Paula Abdul/Nicole Scherzinger act-alikes who end up being wishy-washy about their voting power only because they don’t want to hurt feelings? And do we really want judges who keep complaining about how “tough” judging is?

No.

That’s why we like Simon Cowell.  For him, judging is like taking off a band-aid you’ve had on for too long…the process can be very quick, to the point, and extremely painful. But once it’s done, it’s done.

So, how can we add to the dynamic of the judges table without making an awful cry-fest?

Well, let’s hope that we can figure this out with our dream cast of X-Factor Judges…

Dream Judge # 1 – Lady Gaga

Okay, usually these judging gigs go to B-list celebrities that are hoping to revive a dying career, which is definitely not the case for Lady Gaga, but…one can only hope, right? With her combination of talent and her (seemingly) understanding (albeit, weird) nature…she would be a nice balance of actually knowing what she is talking about without the cruelty of Simon.

Dream Judge # 2 – Madonna

I mean, come on, really…I sing poorly and I would have no problems trying out for X Factor just to see Madonna in person. She has talent, she is an icon, and she tells it like it is. And, if they could some how bring Madonna and Lady Gaga, we are bound to see a bit of fun animosity (which, really…we all love that) between those two judges.

Dream Judge # 3 – Gene Simmons

 Aside from the fact that as the lead singer of Kiss he has made a name for himself with that extra long tongue of his, Gene Simmons is no stranger to the world of singing contests. He appeared on American Idol as a guest judge and was considered for some time to be a great replacement for Simon Cowell.

Dream Judge # 4 – Katy Perry

 Now, Katy, we all know that you are recovering from your post-marriage breakup, and so we all know that with any breakup the busier you get the less time you have to think about your former beau (it never works, but we all try). Plus, not only did she give great critiques on the people she judged while being a guest on American Idol, she has the love of the fans as well. She would definitely get my attention onto the X-Factor (plus, she doesn’t have the “once-was” factor that the newer judges for American Idol have…)

Dream Judge # 5 – Paul McCartney

 I thought I would throw another icon on the list. How can we ever get a great contestant if we don’t have “the greats” up there to judge them? If X-Factor really wants to beat out American Idol, the judges table will have to be strengthened. And adding a former Beatle, and rock icon would definitely do the trick.

Elton John has advice for Madonna’s Superbowl performance

Elton John has slammed Madonna yet again. During a TV interview, John take another big fat jab at Madge telling her to “lip sync good” for her upcoming Superbowl gig.

Sure he has poked fun at Madonna’s stageshow in the past and it seems now he is trying to get Madonna to sing live during the Superbowl half-time show on Sunday. The question is, will she dare?

Elton was asked by Good Morning America on Monday whether he will watch the Super Bowl festivities this weekend. John’s response? “Super Bowl is always an event, no matter where you are in the world. It’s a great American occasion… I scream at the television.” And asked if he has any advice for Madonna, he added, “Make sure you lip-sync good. Of course you have to play live but I don’t think you can.”

And don’t expect John to ever take the Superbowl stage. “In all fairness to everyone who’s done it before… I’ve never seen a decent one (performance).”

I wonder what Madge will do or say in response to Elton’s continued jabs?