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Celebrity Gossip Heard All Over The Web

Charlie Sheen Is About To Cut Brooke Mueller Off

So he’ll float a check or two to Lindsay Lohan, but the mother of two of his young children is going to have to fight for her child support money!

In this scenariocharlie_sheen_brooke_mueller_r, Charlie is making all the sense in the world. He is asking a judge to cancel the $55,000 a month he pays Brooke for the care of his twin sons – Bob and Max – because they are currently being cared for by his other ex, Denise Richards. Plus, Brooke is in rehab currently and he is afraid she will use the dough for more blow.

Fair enough, right?

Furthermore, Sheen has offered to raise the amount of dough he gives to Denise as she cares for his other two children by his other babymama, but Richards is refusing the money.

So Sheen is basically telling Mueller that she can pay for her own sobriety because she’s been about 20 times so far and how many of those stints has he paid for?

We say case closed.

You say…?

Six Degrees of Charlie Sheen

So we already know that Lindsay Lohan is on lockdown in Betty Ford for at least another 80 more days, give or take. And before she even gets settled in good, she’s about to get some company she may be familiar with.

Enter celebrity rehab.

Enter six degrees of Charlie Sheen.brooke-mueller

Enter Brooke Mueller.

Brooke has lost her kids to her ex-husband’s other ex-husband, she has more convictions than a college fraternity, and has done more lines than an Olsen twin, but now she has been disgraced even further. Not only does she have to go to rehab, but she’s likely to be sharing a toilet with none other than The Strawberry Snortcake. That’s right, folks, Mueller and Lohan will be sharing the same wing of the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage.

Let’s see who stays cleanest the longest after they get out.

Who is your money on?!

Betty Ford to Lindsay Lohan: Hand Over The Adderall!

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If Lindsay Lohan thought Betty Ford was going to be a walk in the park that she used to use to get her drugs, then she’d better think again. The Strawberry Snortcake just got warned by the treatment center that her favorite legal drug may be taken from her.

Reports are coming in that Lindsay’s Adderall use, which she claims to need because she suffers from ADHD (perfect for her since she probably could not last the two painstaking hours it takes to get through ‘Liz & Dick’), may be collected from her. This is because doctors may decide through their own evaluation and diagnosis tests that she may be overusing the drug.

No!

Really?!

For those that do not need Adderall, it can produce effects that are akin to abusing street drugs. Its misuse is common and is popular among models and actresses that take it to suppress their appetite, keeping them thin.

We say take her Adderall from her and watch her fall off that wagon with the quickness!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Lindsay Lohan to Piers Morgan: The Re-Hash

OK, so now that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab again, she is feeling all melancholy and wants to relay the message that she, The Unhinged Ginge, is sorry sorry, OH SO SORRY.

In other wordspiers….

RE-HASH!

This time, she ran to Piers Morgan to cry, whine, and die a million deaths about her current position in life and forgive us, but we are not buying anything The Strawberry Snortcake has to say. But for those that do, here’s a snippet of f*ckery to appease you:

“I believe things happen for a reason,” she told him. “I live without regrets. There are certain things I have done, mistakes that I made, that I would change, but I don’t regret them at all, because I’ve learned from them. I got arrested for my first DUI when I was 20 and they found me with drugs. And from then on the press were on me all the time. It was the first time I’d taken drugs; I was out in a club with people I shouldn’t have been with, and took cocaine, and got in the car. It was so stupid.”

*yawn*

And what about her alleged cocaine use? Here’s a laugh:

“Maybe four or five times in my life. Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23, and I got caught twice.”

Is this the new math?!

And who needs coke when you have the prescription equivalents at your beck and call?!

You’ll be laughing from now until she is released in about 86 days!

Betty Ford & Lindsay Lohan: Reunited

Remember a few years ago when Betty Ford and Lindsay Lohan got into a fight on the premises and they broke up with one another? Well, how things have changed!

Reunited…and it feels…

Lukewarm.

Lohan has narrowly escaped llyet another jail sentence by checking into Betty Ford at the last minute by way of her lawyer Shawn Holley’s intervention. For the next 90 days, we won’t have to hear much out of Lohan, who will be on lockdown and away from the paparazzi she so adores. Who’s going to take over now as the world’s craziest 20-something?

Paging Amanda Bynes! This could be her shot at infamy!

Additional reporting: A. Neff King

Lindsay Lohan Continues Her Course of Stupidity

What Strawberry Snortcake wants, Strawberry Snortcake does.

F*ck what the law, common sense, and other signs of proper conduct say! So what has The Un-Hinged Ginge done today that is causing a mild sensation? That is, aside from live to see another day and piss off bettors worldwide?

Well, according to reports, Lindsay has said N to the Lindsay-Lohan-attending-Scary-Movie-5-premiere-April-2013 on the rehab center she was scheduled to enter into today in upstate New York and has instead, without alerting her lawyer or prosecutors, flown back to Los Angeles to check herself into Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, California. And why such a drastic change so all of a sudden? It’s simple.

Morningside will allow Lindsay to smoke her Newports. That’s right! They allow their patients to smoke and we all know that Lohan cannot be completely without any toxins flowing through her crack-riddled body.

The problem is that this is a direct violation of her plea deal and she’s going to be in  T R O U B L E! To the tune of possibly 90 days in jail!

Oh, PLEASE let it be so!

Tara Reid vs. Lindsay Lohan: From One Skank To Another….

Remember the days when Tara Reid was what Lindsay Lohan is to us now? Her nipple slip red carpet appearances, drunken interviews, and other examples of sheer f*ckery that entertained us until Lindsay Lohan too the crack baton and ran with it?

Well, Tara Reid remembers just enough to have thistreid8 to say about The UnHinged Ginge:

“We don’t really like each other that much,” Reid said … “If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she’s just mean.”

Tara went on to explain that she cannot stand Lohan and the feeling is mutual. She added that the two run in the same circles and that sometimes poses a problem.

These two both live in Los Angeles. Surely there are enough dealers to go around?! And of course they cannot stand one another. You wouldn’t want to be reminded of the hot ass mess you used to be either!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Al Michaels…DUI’ed!

It seems like this past weekend was the weekend of Jesus juicing! First, Reese Witherspoon and her husband are caught bobbing and weaving and drinking in Atlanta. And now? The world’s most famous sportscaster has joined the club!

Al Michaels, the commentator for NBC’s Sunday Night Football, was pulled over by the Santa Monica police on Friday night for drinking and being over the legal limit of .08. Apparently, the announcer was only barely over the legal limit but it doesn’t matter. If you’re over the legal limit, you’ve got to pay the piper! Michaels was booked and is scheduled to appear in court on the charges on June 26th. It used to be that celebrity deaths happened in threes, but now it appears that this number applies to DUIs as well. That means we have one more to go, VIPers. Who will it be?!

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Tabatha Takes On Lindsay Lohan

David Letterman may have sympathy for Lindsay Lohan time and time and time and time and time and time and time…

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again.

But some people are not giving The Unhinged Ginge any breathing room when it comes to anything regarding her tabloid-filled life. These are the ones we love! Because the last time Lindsay Lohan was truly, truly relevant, George Bush was still in office.

during his first term.

So excuse us if we bother to mention who else has come out with a new epic verbal slap against Lohan.

Tabatha Coffey, the star of Bravo’s ‘Tabatha Takes Over‘, is known for her sharp tongue and acidic comments, so it is not shocking that she had this to say about Lohan’s latest fashion f*ckery after seeing a photo of her at the airport. Lohan, sporting jeggings, might save money on that trip to rehab, because Tabatha may have just verbally slapped her there free of charge:

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Let’s keep looking at the rest of your outfit, shall we? Hmmm, I see, you decided to wear some comfy jeans with some WTF ARE THOSE?! Are you wearing hooker boots up to your hoo-ha??? No, no, no that can’t be. I know you wouldn’t bust out the Pretty Woman boots out for a flight in first class. Let me look again.

OH DEAR LORD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Are those jeather pants you have on?! Yes, jeather pants: jeans and leather combo. What are you, president of the Sons of Anarchy fan club? Is this your idea of “chic chaps?”
I’m just going to stop right here and create a scenario in my head as to why you think this is fashionable. Honestly, I don’t want to waste my time, so I won’t. Just get some new pants when you reach your final destination.

We don’t need to add anything. This is verbal slap enough!

What do you think, VIPers? Is this a hit or a miss?

Lindsay Lohan: Not Without My Adderall!

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Remember that movie from back in the day called Not Without My Daughter starring Sally Field? Basically, she’s running all over some country in the middle East trying to recover her daughter after her husband moves them over there and basically turns into Ike Turner on her ass and flees with their child. Well, if you’ve seen the movie, you know that Sally is not having it! She will have her daughter, dammit! And now, replace that said child with a prescription drug, replace Sally Field’s amazing performance with Lindsay Lohan’s attempt to read cue cards, and now…now? You have the saga that is soon to be a Lifetime TV movie of the week starring Lohan…

Not Without My Adderall!

Because that’s what Lindsay is lately crying about. Headed to rehab for ninety days in a few days, there are some conditions to her stay that she is not exactly agreeing to. One of them is the ban of pharmaceuticals. Even those diagnosed by her sham doctor. Lohan’s been snowballing Adderall for nearly a decade now and is adamant on not giving up the bad good legal sh*t! She claims it’s the only prescription that works for her, but that excuse ain’t working for the rehab facility. With the days counting down, will there be a stand-off in the crack corral?

Stay tuned!

Lindsay Lohan Will NOT Be Doing Drugs at Coachella Festival

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Insert eye roll here.

Because even though Justin Timberlake just admitted to being high as a kite while there. Even though countless stars that are not even usually associated with drugs have sniped by the paparazzi smoking up. And even though she has been warned by her judge not to go anywhere or be around people that will be doing drugs…do you think a little thing like sobriety is going to stop The Strawberry Snortcake from going to Coachella.

Not on your life!

The inebriated, embittered, and all over CRAY that is The Lohan has insisted that she will go to Coachella sober and stay that way. If anyone believes that last sentence, you should be locked up for 90 days with The Unhinged Ginge. You probably believe the Keebler elves really exist (Olsen Twins, notwithstanding).

So let’s see how this Lohan weekend shapes up. How many of youw ant to bet that she won’t be caught with some of the good bad stuff in less than 72 hours?!

Charlie Sheen Talks About Working With Freckles On Anger Management Set

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Charlie Sheen got to see first hand what it is like to work with always-late-hot-mess drama queen Lindsay Lohan on the set of Anger Management. And let me just say that MOST of the rumors about Freckles are true. So did she steal jewelry from the set? Was she late and unprepared? Did she show up with a hangover from hell?

Check out what Masheen says about our beloved Freckles here. You may be surprised! Or not…

Amanda Bynes: I Have An Eating Disorder

Lindsay Lohan may still (barely) be the official face of White Girl Wasted, but Amanda Bynes has made a case for the title in her own right the last few months. The formerly retired, newly crazy mini-starlet has had so many brushes with the law lately that even her legal team can’t keep up. So when she ran to her Twitter account recently to make an announcement, not everyone was signing on for what she had to say:
“I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin.”

To anyone that read that, they were probably like us, thinking…

Wrong disorder!

Amanda needs to go back to Amanda-Bynes-2013WebMD and put down that bottle of the sweet nectar before she surmises what is ailing her. Because although she may not be a size two, she most certainly is only marginally sane at this point and time.

We’re waiting for the admission from Team Bynes that she’s black. Maybe then Drake will “murder her vagina”.

Stay tuned…

Lindsay’s BFF… Busted!

Lindsay Lohan cannot stay out of the news! It’s just impossible! Even when the story is not about her directly, somehow, some way, it is. Case in point? Vikram Chatwal, one of Lindsay’s party friends, was busted in Florida over the weekend carrying enough illegal drugs to make Elvis, Whitney, and Amy roll over in their graves.

vikram_chatwal_lindsay_lohan_affairAccording to reports, Chatwal was busted at Fort Lauderdale International Airport by the TSA. What the TSA found on him? Let us take a deep breath before we roll out the list: cocaine, buprenorphine (an opioid), clonazepam (a sedative), alprazolam (Xanax) and lorazepam (muscle relaxants), ketamine (a horse tranquilizer) and weed. The TSA found all of these drugs in his bag and in his crotch. What’s wrong with Chatwal? Doesn’t he know how to properly smuggle drugs? It’s all about the poop chute express, man!

Anyway, Chatwal admitted he illegally obtained everything and he is being charged. Chatwal was seen kissing (ie, swapping pills) with Hohan last year and they have been linked together since 2011. Maybe he should join Lindsay in the rehab clinic in a few weeks and air himself out!

Lindsay Lohan Is Threatening Our Ears With Another Album

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Because her first albums sold well and she definitely needs the money, Lindsay Lohan has made headlines now for saying that she plans to go back into the studios and record tracks for an upcoming music album. Now, the world can hear what vocal chords laced with prescription drugs, rails of blizzardry badness, crack pipe hits, and Jesus juice sounds like. If she was a soprano nearly ten years ago, then she’s probably a baritone these days, especially after all the cancer sticks she’s sucked down. But for her die-hard fans, fret not. In the current environment of AudioTune, Lohan has nothing to worry about. She’s going to sound as clear and pristine as…

Britney Spears.

So when is she going to be writing these potential crack hits? She definitely has plenty of emotional material to draw from. She could write about her run-ins with the law. She could write about Emma Stone being the new Lindsay Lohan and call it, ‘I’m The Lindsay, You’re the Emma!’ She could write a pop song about hot-boxing with Charlie Sheen. She could write a song about doing lines with her mother. The possibilities are endless!