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Celebrity Gossip Heard All Over The Web

Trouble in Kimye Paradise?

Reality star Kim Kardashian and rapper Kanye West tied the knot a mere 46 days ago. However, the newlyweds have only spent 10 days of their marriage together. Will this cause trouble in Kimye paradise?

According to a RadarOnline report, the two had the honeymoon from hell in Ireland. West tried taking her out to museums and to see artwork but, the reality star wanted nothing more than to go shopping and hang out by the pool. She even went to two separate movies in a day! According to an insider, “Kim complained and sulked the entire time they were in Ireland on their honeymoon. She didn’t like the cooler climate, and the lack of high-end designer stores. Kanye tried to arrange tours of local museums, but she wanted nothing to do with it. Only Kim would go to Ireland and be bored, and go to two separate movies in the same day in a foreign country!”

The pair tried again with a second honeymoon when Kim demanded they go to Joe Francis’ estate in Mexico. However, that trip didn’t go as planned either. Kanye was bored the whole time. He isn’t the type to hang out by the pool all day.

The insiders states, “Kanye now recognizes that Kim’s main interests are shopping and lounging around a pool. It’s really concerning to Kanye that Kim doesn’t even want to try to experience new things.”

Kanye and Kim recently put their home in Bel Air on the market so while Kanye is touring, Kim is staying with her mom Kris Jenner.

 

The Kimye Honeymoon Continues in Mexico

It seems that the recently wed Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to spend their honeymoon in Mexico according to a source. Yes, this means the Kimye honeymoon continues. Actually, this latest has been dubbed the “official” one. The others were just bonus adventures that happened after their wedding- when normal people typically go on their honeymoon. Kimye is anything but normal.

As you know, the couple was married on May 24th in a posh wedding that took place in Florence, Italy from there the duo went on to Ireland and Prague for their honeymoon. Now they have moved on to vacation in Punta Mita. Because multi-continent honeymoons are all the rage. 

While on their honeymoon, the duo are also celebrating the 37th birthday of Kanye from their private residence.SO maybe they’re not living lavishly, maybe they’re just combo wedding-birthday celebrating around the world.

FYI: Earlier this week Kim posted on Instagram that she wanted to wish her new husband a “Happy Birthday”. She wrote “Happy Birthday to my husband and best friend in the entire world! You have changed my life in more ways than you know,” gushed the 33-year-old, “The way you look at life inspires me! I love you so much!!”

A source has also stated that the pair want to extend their family of three. An insider has stated, “I think Kim will definitely have another baby soon – she wants to.”

Not convinced? During an interview with Ryan Seacrest, Kardashian said that she would like to have at least three children even though her first pregnancy was rough.

“I don’t think I can do more than three tops. That would be my absolute top top tops,” she told Seacrest in February. “I even contemplate, ‘Should North be an only child?’ But then I contemplate all the … fun experiences I had, so I might have to tough it out… I was talking to Mason (sister Kourtney’s son) about it the other day. He was like, ‘Can you make a boy? I need a friend to play with’ and I was like ‘Let me think about that!’”

She said “tops” 3x so I’m thinking it’s a sign. Also…. “can you make a boy?” …. hahahahaha.

When Will Kim Kardashian Marry Kanye West?

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Will they? Won’t they? Oh, the speculation! When will Kim Kardashian Marry Kanye West?

At the start of the week, the speculation as to whether or not Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will tie the knot was pointing to yes. By mid-week, it was no, no, no. Today? Who knows. Is it some crazy plot to keep us guessing? It’s possible.

Here is what we know re: Yes vs. No.

Yes: According to reports, Kanye really wants a wedding and Mama Kris has his back. She’s in full support of nuptials. And we’re not talking some private affair. Nope. It’s go big or go home, folks. Kanye and Kris are pulling for a big, massive, gigantic wedding of a wedding. In fact, in true “momager” style, the word is Kris is convinced it will “look bad for the family” if the couple don’t get married soon.

No: Kim has been married before- a few times, actually. And she’s done the big wedding. If Kanye and Kris want a wedding, they may just have to settle for subtle. Can Mama Kris do subtle? Can Kanye do subtle? In all honesty, can Kim do subtle?

At this point, one thing seems clear- Kim Kardashian is in no big rush to marry Kanye. Maybe at some point she’ll concede to the big wedding bit, or maybe not. But at this point? Well, Kim says a wedding can wait… for now.

What do you think? Does big or small win out?

Kris Jenner Is a Pimp

Where is North West at?

Not on Kris Jenner’s show!

But she’s alluding to it as much as possible to ensure she has some ratings for her talk show’s debut. Because most of her fans are probably like her children and dumb as a box of hair, the fertile pimp and top dog in the Kardashian klan ran to her Twitter and Facebook accounts to try and dupe her fans…

“You never know who will stop by our show today #WatchKris”.

If you thought she was going to stop at only whoring out her children, you thought wrong. If Kris Jenner has her way, Mason’s children will be put and pimped out as soon as they can walk if not earlier. No one has seen North West yet and Kim Kardashian is in hiding. We’re not complaining but if there is one thing Dina Lohan and KJ have in common is pimpin’ out their offspring for the cold hard…as in CASH.

Let us pray that Kriskris…is dismissed!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

KimYe Are Having…

a girl!

Excuse us while we pretend to care!

But some of you do, and that’s what we’re here for, so here’s the newsKimye-Reportedly-Expecting-Baby-Girl!

This past Sunday on E!’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the cameras followed Kim, went inside her womb, and showed us a side of her not many have seen….this week.

So after weeks of speculation, now we know that KimYe’s having a girl!

The baby is due in some weeks yet and now comes the hard task of giving this child a name that doesn’t get on our nerves for the next 30 years. Are they going to go a different route and use a different letter of the alphabet or are they going to go with K for the next generation?

 

Stay tuned…

 

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Kanye West Can’t Escape Kimmy!

If you thought Kim Kardashian was going to let her babydaddy go on tour by himself while she stayed at home and breastfed their upcoming Little K….

think again!

The reality star is not going to let her check just flit off on tour. Oh no no no! As soon as that baby drops, Kim has already made plans kimyeto accompany Kanye on his national (and possibly international) tour. According to reports, Kuntye are having the tour buses baby-fied, complete with cribs (will there be one for Kanye as well?) and soundproof hotel rooms at every one of the stops on his tour. So she drops the baby, he drops his new album, and then when, folks…

is Kanye going to drop her?

Can everyone say “Christmas bells are ringing?”

Additional reporting: A. Neff King

An Open Letter to Kimye

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Dear Kuntye,

It’s not that we don’t revel in this foolishness & f*ckery like the next person, but unlike some people that actually cheer the Kardashians on in this Hollywood whorin’, we are not accepting this lying down! Now that you’ve used the prayer and release method on Kim and God refused to answer the call Kanye, you are now about to be the father of one of the kraziest families in Tinseltown and why normally we would cry for people in your position, you’re such a snotty man that we can’t get behind that either.

It’s obvious from your body language you don’t want her, just that babything. If you marry her or even stay with her for longer than another year after it pops out we’d be shocked. You just wanted a baby to keep up with The Joneses (ie, Carters), and a Kardashian hole is always agapin’.

And how unhappy are you two? You go to the fashion event of the year and don’t even bother to call upon a stylist. Instead Kim, you run to grandma’s, steal her couch, and fashion it into a dress! Again, we cannot get behind this. Please, Kuntye, once that baby pops out, do us all a favor and go your separate ways. There’s only so much more of this we can take!

additional reporting: A. Neff. King

Kim KardASSian: The Saga Continues

You know, even before Kimye happened, Kardashian was always chided and joked about for her backside. But these days, now that’s she’s with child and it looks like she’s carrying a litter of chirrenz in her ass(es)? It’s getting vicious! And since we’re basically the mean kids that threw wet, rolled up pieces of paper at the good kids in high school, we’re jumping on the bandwagon!

Everyone knows that the Kardashians love a magazine cover any chance they can get, but if you were to see the covers these days, the paparazzi can barely fit Kim and her 17 asses all on the cover! It’s time to expand the front page to a double wide pull-out because with a few months to go, she’s only going to get bigger!

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Current estimates place her at 200 pounds and the rumors are flying that Kanye is going to drop her like a dump truck if she doesn’t unload the weight immediately. He shouldn’t worry about that. Kimmy K’s gonna have all that poundage lipo’ed away before you can say OctoMom. This is the perfect example of when a breech birth means more than meets the eye!

Kanye West Kloses Kim’s Hole

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Read between the lines, folks. That’s all I ask.

Reality star, former porn peddlin’ hustler, and full-time pain in all of our (much smaller) asses, Kim Kardashian, has run to the media to let us in on the secret to her relationship with Kanye West. And it may not be what you think.

OK. Yes it is.

I already said this relationship will last about as long as it takes for that baby’s ass or head to reach the size of their parents and then they are through. Because Kanye, whether he realizes it or not (and this bastard may actually not realize, he is that dense), is cutting off Kim’s checks. And if there’s one thing Kim likes…

is checks!

Kanye allegedly complains about her love of of her fans (read: checks) when they come up to them at dinner and on the streets. But Kanye should know: when your ho is working on her corner, you do not distract her, you do not sway her. No! You let her bring her A-game!

And who are these fans anyway?! Who would call themselves a fan of that?!

Kim Kardashian and Jesus Christ Have NOTHING in Common

Because although Kim and her asses can float on water, she is not likely walking over it. Maybe she thought the world famous Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro would redeem her culo grande or that she would be aligned with the holy ghost? Whatever the reason, ‘Kimye’ was in Rio this weekend for the festivities. All I wanna know is….

Did she get an appearance fee for this f*ckery too?!

The possible, future, and soon to be the former wife of Kanye West is there to celebratePregnant+Kim+Kardashian+Kanye+West+Rio+De+Janiero

Carneval, the impending birth of her baby, and the soon upheaval and end of civilization as we know it. I don’t know how many weeks I can go on blaming Kanye West for legitimizing this trick, BUT…I’m still at it! Which trimester is this trick in?!

Let us pray that her second husband (yes, it was her second!) Kris Humphries, keeps his word, refuses to divorce her until she admits to the marriage being a fraud and sham, and then she can be known for what she is at her core.

A fame whore!

Amber Rose Talks KimYe

Amber Rose doesn’t have a whole lot to say about Kim Kardashian ending up with her ex Kanye West. In fact, she thinks that they could in fact be in it for love rather than a quick wham bam thank you ma’am.

Rose was recently spotted out in NYC for a quick appearance on MTV looking chill in a sweatshirt, leggings and shades and was swarmed by fans and paps, who not only wanted pics but wanted to know her thoughts on KimYe.

Her response? “Love is love, man.”

While this was a pretty mellowed out response, I can only imagine she was a tad stoned and a bit annoyed. Cripes, she KNEW that Kim was creeping in on her man when she was all up on him. I’m sure she could really care less now that she met Wiz, but good gawd, if I were her and I saw Kimmy K., I’d be asking her if she is enjoying my leftovers.

But that’s just me.