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Celebrity Gossip Heard All Over The Web

Kat von D-Linked! As in Engagement Off!

It’s not like we didn’t tell you so. We are psychic at CelebrityVIPLounge.com! Accept no substitutes! We ha-ha-ha’ed ourselves blue in the face when L.A.Ink star Kat Von D announced via Twitter that she was engaged to DJ superstar Deadmau5. And we really wanted to be happy for them. Really, we did.

We figure that would keep the STD levels down substantially in the greater Los Angeles area. We’ve just seen World War Z and Contagion back to back, so we’re extra freaked about germs. Anyway, Von D and Deadmau5 announced this textual f*ckery six months ago and now has come the time to pull the tampon out the hole.

The tattoo artist had this to say on her Twitter feed…“relationship is indeed over”

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And then, in usual Kat Von Drama, she threw in some accusations of cheating for good measure.

Now, if they’re cheating are we really reducing the STD rates in LA?! Have we been hoodwinked for the last six months?We should sue!

Celebrity Birthdays March 8th 2013: Kat Von D is 31

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‘Miami Ink’ and ‘LA Ink’ tattoo artist Kat D, 31;

the new ‘90210’, ‘What I Like About You’ and ‘Melrose Place’ actor Nick Zano, 35;

charactor actor Aidan Quinn, 54;

member of the 1960s TV band The Monkees Micky Dolenz, 68.

Kat Von Diseased Is Like, Fianced, and Stuff!

Lord, what a day in nuptial f*ckery! What fresh hell have we fell into, folks? When plastic tricks and dirty, overly tattooed skanks are getting proposed to, perhaps we normal, clean, STD-free human beings are doing something wrong?

In further news I shall file under Extreme Foolishness and Explicit F*ckery, Kat von D(oo doo) is getting engaged again! I know you’re thinking it, and yet again I will say it!

Who?! Why?! How?!

Just looking at her makes me want to shower in Clorox, but apparently, there’s a man out there blessed with the sense of sight that loves it! Who is this fool man, you ask?

Deadmau5.

He even ran to Twitter and twatted about it too:
“I can’t wait for Christmas so…. Katherine Von Drachenberg, will you marry me? Changing the diamond to a black diamond FYI. Sorry for the jpg…they’ll finish the actual ring soon
I hope. I love u :D”

Of course she had to respond via Twitter: “Mi corazon!!! Thank you all for the lovely congratulations! Please excuse me while I go squeeze the hell out of my fiancé! ❤”
We should actually be applauding since this reduces the amount of cases the CDC has to treat, right?
Congrats to the skanky couple! Now excuse me while I go douse my eyes with penicillin!

Kat on the Block

Kat Von D, I found a pic of lying down, because as you all know, that’s her best position. And this Sandra Bullock’s doppelgaenger – on crack…if you remove the tattoos, have some bourbon and squint real hard, that is.

Kat, who has foreclosed more homes with her poon than a tacky tawdry real estate agent from Las Vegas, is single again and is (un)fresh on the market again, after spending the last few months shacked up in unholy matrimony with Deadmau5.

The CDC is that way, sir!

Kat twatted on her Twitter her feelings of isolation at being thrown back into the cesspool of singledom…

“Man…Can’t say I didn’t give it my best. “Man, I sure was wrong. But at least he made it a no-brainer to break that off. #lessonlearned. Now, we can get all of the “I told you so’s” outta the way… And move on. Clarification: Deadmau5 and I are no longer together.”
I’m just listing partial tweets from Kat, because her rant goes on and on and on, just like any whore slut tramp scorned and ain’t nobody got time for that!

Go check it out yourself if you have nothing else better to do. This post makes me want to run and get my nether-region checked out again…just to be on the safe side!

Kat Von D Thanks Jesse James

And she’s thanking Jesse for his douchery.

Heck with the mere handful of women that Jesse James got with when he was married to Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D is revealing that the Vanilla Gorilla does not monkey around when it comes to cheating! In a recent Facebook posting, the tattooed up hopeless and way too forgiving romantic revealed that Vee Gee (Vanilla Gorilla) cheated on her with NINETEEN women! After about one I’d have swift kicked him in his gorilla and threw his belongings out the door. Check out Kat Von D’s confession and my thoughts below.

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Kat Von D Offered $150k In Marriage Insurance

Kat Von D offered $150k in “Marriage Insurance” from Pawngo– Groupon Funded Online Pawnshop, Pawngo, Offers Jesse James‘ Fiancée (again) a Chance to Cash In on Potential Heartbreak

With news of Kat Von D and Jesse James giving their engagement another shot, Pawngo – the new full service online pawn shop by the founders of <a href="” target=”_blank”>Groupon–has officially offered the reality star the opportunity to cash in on the likelihood of their nuptials falling through.  In an offer letter dated yesterday, Pawngo has offered the tattooed minx a contract opportunity to trade in her 4 ctw. Neil Lane diamond ring for a guaranteed future price dependent on the lifespan of their union.

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I blame Kate Gosselin for this one.


Kat Von D’s LA Ink cancelled

Wow. This year sure sucks hardcore for Kat Von D. I mean, geez, her house burned down. Her beloved pet cat died. And her engagement to Jesse James didn’t work out. I mean what else could possibly go wrong? What’s next? Her show LA Ink will be cancelled?

Hold up. My sources are telling me that yep, that JUST happened.

Radaronline.com is reporting that Kat Von D’s show LA Ink on TLC has been cancelled.

Details below.

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