We knew it already. Snooki is pregnant and engaged. The media has been saying this for how long now? Well Star magazine had the scoop back in early February. But Us Weekly decided to go get their exclusive, probably dish out some big bucks for some crapola that we already know. I guess that is their pocket book, right? Whatevs.
At least we get to see the baby bump that isn’t a result of an over consumption of meatballs, right?
Bleh. The cover story for Us Weekly is simply just confirming old ass news. Snooki is 15 weeks pregnant, proudly displaying her baby bump. And apparently she has been a drinking fool through some of the denial stage that her life is now going to change drastically.
And even though this OBVIOUSLY wasn’t a planned baby bundle she is going to try to make things right. Snooks told the mag, “I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.”
So when did she find out that she was pregnant? She answered, “Right after New Year’s. [I thought] ‘S**t, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.”
The probably father Jionni LaValle threw in his two cents as well saying, “We are not going to screw this up.”
You can also expect a joint reality show that will focus on Snooki and Jionni’s parenting skills and a probable wedding special.
Snooks isn’t going away anytime soon, ya’ll.