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Celebrity Gossip Heard All Over The Web

Joe Simpson Is Not a Gay!

And I would take the man at his word, but when I went to him for a statement, he had to release the peen from his mouth to even answer me. Now, in Hollywood, no one is completely anything, so if he claims to be straight on paper, then let him. If Tom Cruise and John Travolta can get away with undercover peenery, then so can Joe Simpson.

So says Joe Simpson.

Perhaps we should ask Peena Tina Simpson what the real deal is? Because according to reports, the reason why their marriage fell apart is because Pastor Joe was hitting the boys at the back of the pulpit while she prayed that his love of that hole would subside. Well, after siring two chirrenz with him (imagine what he had to go through for that) and 34 years of marital ignunce, she could not take it anymore and flew from the homosexual nest. No one has gone to her for her side of the story, and I want to know why?

Tina, come out, come out, wherever you are!

But knowing Joey, he’s probably just waiting for the right endorsement deal to come along before he comes out as a proud gay man.

Like I said before, Ryan Murphy needs to cast him on Glee…stat

REPORT: Jennifer Lopez’s Boy Toy Casper Smart is Gay

Jennifer Lopez’s boy toy Casper Smart is said to be gay, as in interested in doing the humpty hump with guys. Radaronline.com has the details on this story saying that fellow dancer Joshua Lee Ayers has worked with Smart on the 2010 dance flick Step Up 3D together and other projects.

The site reports that Joshua wrote on a photo of Casper that he posted on his Twitter account back in March saying, “Check out Ur boy… And his low key homo ways.”

In the photo, Casper is shirtless, wearing shiny gold short shorts obviously stuffed with something, a sparkly bejeweled belt, a scarf and a deer hunter hat while surrounded by other shirtless men in their underwear.

On May 24, Joshua posted another photo of Casper showing off his cheekbones with the caption: “I know what I know, Not love, a lot of business and public relations.”

Well J.Lo and Casper have already contacted their rep to say that Joshua’s claims are untrue. They released the following statement to Radar saying, “Casper is not gay. These comments are born from envy and jealousy. It must be a slow news day.”

It is obvious he’s not gay if he’s hittin’ the skins with J.Lo. It certainly doesn’t mean that he doesn’t go both ways.

Open Letter to Hollywood: Leading Men in Hollywood Are Pussies!

Dear Hollywood,

 

I could name a gaggle of gayelles right now in Hollywood that are out and proud and fairly powerful in Hollywood in front of the screen, but try to name a few men and see how many digits you come up with. My guess would be not enough to give George Michael a good time at a truck stop. And why is this? It seems like the lesbians in Hollywood have bigger balls than the men in Hollywood. At least when it comes to coming out of the closet and taking a stand. How many times have we heard about this leading man or that having sex with other men but never being able to confirm it? Isn’t it past time for some leading man of considerable clout to step up to the podium…

and suck it?!

I don’t want to hear that tired theory about the average person not being able to look past a gay man portraying a straight men on film and for it to be believable. Hollywood has churned out several gay male leads since the beginning of its history whether or not the general public has been aware of it. Why can Angelina Jolie say she liked poon every now and then, yet Brad Pitt can’t say he’s had a portion of peen in his heyday?
Today is a new f*ckin’ day! Literally. So I say to male Hollywood…

suck it up…and suck it!

REPORT: Raven Symone is Gay, Living With ANTM Girlfriend AzMarie Livingston

The National Enquirer is saying that Raven Symone is gay. Yep. According to them she has come out of the closet as a lesbian. And get this, she has a beautiful girlfriend too.

Sources close to Raven are saying that she has hooked up (as in MOVED in with) American’s Next Top model AzMarie Livingston. Get it, girl!

Here is an excerpt of the report:

Sources close to Raven say she’s GAY and has shacked up with AzMarie Livingston, the androgynous beauty seen on “America’s Next Top Model.” The two are living together in Raven’s luxury $11,00-a-month New York City condo. She’s at a point now where she doesn’t care what her family thinks, and she’s in love with AzMarie. She’s a lesbian and wants to live that way.”

Well, and if she wants to be a lesbian, so be it. My gaydar did have some laser lights pointing towards Raven, so this news doesn’t surprise me.

That’s so Raven, dahlings!

Joey’s Poking At JC Because…

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