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Kat von D-Linked! As in Engagement Off!

It’s not like we didn’t tell you so. We are psychic at CelebrityVIPLounge.com! Accept no substitutes! We ha-ha-ha’ed ourselves blue in the face when L.A.Ink star Kat Von D announced via Twitter that she was engaged to DJ superstar Deadmau5. And we really wanted to be happy for them. Really, we did.

We figure that would keep the STD levels down substantially in the greater Los Angeles area. We’ve just seen World War Z and Contagion back to back, so we’re extra freaked about germs. Anyway, Von D and Deadmau5 announced this textual f*ckery six months ago and now has come the time to pull the tampon out the hole.

The tattoo artist had this to say on her Twitter feed…“relationship is indeed over”

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And then, in usual Kat Von Drama, she threw in some accusations of cheating for good measure.

Now, if they’re cheating are we really reducing the STD rates in LA?! Have we been hoodwinked for the last six months?We should sue!

Deadmau5 “F**king Hates” Kanye West

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Add Deadmau5 to the list of peeps who aren’t big fans of Kanye West. Ok, who are we kidding. Deadmau5 doesn’t just not like Kim Kardashian’s baby daddy, he f**cking hates the guy.

In a recent interview…after asked who he would like to work with, the deejay flat out said, anyone but Kanye. Well to be exact, the guy said, “Anyone other than f**king Kanye. I f**king hate him.”

Too bad Mau didn’t tell us all how he really feels.

Apparently the guy doesn’t remember saying those words. He took to Twitter to attempt a clarification. Please take note, this is NOT an apology.

He tweeted, “Holy crap! LMFAOx21, Jesus, I say some gnarly s**t sometimes… Hahahaha… Oh man. I don’t even remember that one… Oh well.”

Deadmau5 is no stranger to celebrity feuds. Just last summer the guy had a big fat problem with Madonna. You all may remember his slam when Madge made the reference to “Molly” (the drug) at a music festival.

Well let me refresh your memory…

“You want to be ‘hip’ and ‘cool’ and ‘funky grandma’? Fine. It’s not my place to say you’re irrelevant. If you’re gonna come into my world, at least do it with a little more dignity,” he said.

“I understand she has millions more fans and is way more successful than I’ll ever be. But it’s like talking about slavery at a f**king blues concert. It’s inappropriate.”

Kat Von Diseased Is Like, Fianced, and Stuff!

Lord, what a day in nuptial f*ckery! What fresh hell have we fell into, folks? When plastic tricks and dirty, overly tattooed skanks are getting proposed to, perhaps we normal, clean, STD-free human beings are doing something wrong?

In further news I shall file under Extreme Foolishness and Explicit F*ckery, Kat von D(oo doo) is getting engaged again! I know you’re thinking it, and yet again I will say it!

Who?! Why?! How?!

Just looking at her makes me want to shower in Clorox, but apparently, there’s a man out there blessed with the sense of sight that loves it! Who is this fool man, you ask?

Deadmau5.

He even ran to Twitter and twatted about it too:
“I can’t wait for Christmas so…. Katherine Von Drachenberg, will you marry me? Changing the diamond to a black diamond FYI. Sorry for the jpg…they’ll finish the actual ring soon
I hope. I love u :D”

Of course she had to respond via Twitter: “Mi corazon!!! Thank you all for the lovely congratulations! Please excuse me while I go squeeze the hell out of my fiancé! ❤”
We should actually be applauding since this reduces the amount of cases the CDC has to treat, right?
Congrats to the skanky couple! Now excuse me while I go douse my eyes with penicillin!

Kat on the Block

Kat Von D, I found a pic of lying down, because as you all know, that’s her best position. And this Sandra Bullock’s doppelgaenger – on crack…if you remove the tattoos, have some bourbon and squint real hard, that is.

Kat, who has foreclosed more homes with her poon than a tacky tawdry real estate agent from Las Vegas, is single again and is (un)fresh on the market again, after spending the last few months shacked up in unholy matrimony with Deadmau5.

The CDC is that way, sir!

Kat twatted on her Twitter her feelings of isolation at being thrown back into the cesspool of singledom…

“Man…Can’t say I didn’t give it my best. “Man, I sure was wrong. But at least he made it a no-brainer to break that off. #lessonlearned. Now, we can get all of the “I told you so’s” outta the way… And move on. Clarification: Deadmau5 and I are no longer together.”
I’m just listing partial tweets from Kat, because her rant goes on and on and on, just like any whore slut tramp scorned and ain’t nobody got time for that!

Go check it out yourself if you have nothing else better to do. This post makes me want to run and get my nether-region checked out again…just to be on the safe side!

deadmau5 Announces New Album!

The world of deadmau5—the world-renowned electronic artist—is always fast and furious. He recently overhauled his studio in his Toronto hometown and following his full-scaleEuropean tour this past spring, he locked himself in and went on a creative spree to finish > album title goes here <, his new album due out September 25 (Ultra Music). Following his performance with the Foo Fighters at the Grammy Awards earlier this year showcasing his stellar remix of the group’s “Rope,” deadmau5 continues his collaborations in the rock world by enlisting the vocal talents of Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance for his new single “Professional Griefers.” Out on August 14 on Ultra Music in North America, the single sits on the tougher end of deadmau5’s productions and already leading rock stations such as Los Angeles’ KROQ, Live 105 in San Francisco, KNDD in Seattle and SiriusXM’s Alt Nation have been lending early support. Fans first got to experience “Professional Griefers” as an unreleased instrumental track during deadmau5’s North American Meowingtons Hax tour last year, premiering the track at his critically acclaimed headlining performance at Lollapalooza. Now “Professional Griefers”--which kicks off with stomping beats and heavily distorted guitar stabs, then builds tension with discordant synth strikes leading into the chorus--features vocals from one of the most distinctive voices in rock. Look for its accompanying video, featuring both deadmau5 and Gerard Way and created by Dave Stewart’s Weapons of Mass Entertainment production company, to emerge this month (exact date TBA). All the tracks on > album title goes here < are deadmau5 original productions. They include collaborations with “Animal Rights” co-producer Wolfgang Gartner (“Channel 42”); vocalists Imogen Heap (“Telemiscommunications”) and Chris James (“The Veldt,” the critically acclaimed track inspired by the Ray Bradbury short story); and legendary hip-hop outfit Cypress Hill (“Failbait”). There are also new pieces like the Close Encounters of the Third Kind classic film-inspired “Closer,” the dance floor burner “There might be coffee” and electronica piece “Sleepless.” Like “Fn Pig” and “October,” many of these tracks have been available on deadmau5’sSoundCloud as rough edits. For > album title goes here < they come together as finished songs in the format the way he intends them to be heardby his fans. The complete track listing for deadmau5’s > album title goes here < is: Superliminal deadmau5 & Wolfgang Gartner - Channel 42 The Veldt (featuring Chris James) Fn Pig Professional Griefers (featuring Gerard Way) maths There might be coffee Take care of the proper paperwork Closer October Sleepless Failbait (featuring Cypress Hill) Telemiscommunications (featuring Imogen Heap) View CBC “Q with Jian Ghomeshi”’s in depth interview with deadmau5 at: http://youtu.be/Zeb3dGbhvTM > album title goes here < is available on August 14 for pre-order at http://itunes.com/deadmau5.

Madonna’s Latest Transformation: Pill Popper

The Queen of Pop has always been known as a trend chaser setter, but now she is chasing something that’s astonishing to some and she’s getting called out on it. It seems some people take their drugs seriously!

At Miami’s Ultra Music Festival recently, Madonna screamed to the crowd…

“In my world, the words ‘music’ and ‘dance’ are not separated, okay? How many people in this crowd have seen Molly?”

Now, my best friend is named Molly and she loves Madonna and probably would die if she knew The Material Girl was looking for her, but how wrong I was! Madonna meant something else!
Since I don’t know what Molly is, I had to scour the streets and ask a crackhead on the corner. You all should thank me for my investigative reporting!

According to our neighborhood Amy Winehouse, ‘Molly’ is slang for pure MDMA, or Ecstacy. If you have been living in a crackhouse the last few months and have not bothered to venture out of it, then I am here to report to you that Madonna’s new album is a reference to the drug, as she has titled her latest release MDNA. Well, some people are not going to stand for Vadge edging in on their territory. Some crackheads won’t let wannabes have any fun. Music star Deadmau5 ran to his Facebook account (because if it’s not on a social media outlet, it didn’t happen) to rant about Madonna:

“WHAT THE F— WAS THAT? That’s your big contribution to EDM [electronic dance music]? Thats your big message to ultra attendies? hipsterspeak for looking for drugs? f— off you f—ing IDIOT. f—.”

Read between the hyphens, folks. Deadmau5 is not having it!

So far, Madonna has not responded back.
She’s probably in a k-hole.

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