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Charlie Sheen Addresses Rumors of his Return to “Two and a Half Men”

Could Charlie Sheen REALLY be returning to Two and a Half Men? And how in the heck would THAT happen.

Via Extra:

“Extra’s” Terri Seymour caught up with Charlie Sheen to discuss his tumultuous exit from “Two and a Half Men,” rumors that he may return for the series finale, and who his dream guest star would be for “Anger Management.”

On his very dramatic departure from “Two and a Half Men,” Charlie commented, “Never leave a hit show unless you’re fired, right? Was that out loud?”

With rumors swirling that Charlie may be making a return for the series finale of “Two and a Half Men,” Terri asked, “Something you’d consider?” Charlie responded, “I would definitely do it, yeah, yeah. If they’ll still have me, I will be there. Yeah, I owe it some measure of closure. I owe it to the fans…I just think it makes sense.”

When asked how he envisions the finale, “I have a brilliant idea but don’t want to give it away. It’s the type of moment I think people would talk about for a long time and it wouldn’t get in anybody’s way. Think it’d be a nice tip of the hat…They know I want to do it and I know they’re open to it, So, guess we’re just a meeting away from making it happen.”

As for who his dream guest star for “Anger Management” is, Charlie says, “I would love to have Jack Nicholson appear on our 100th episode because he did the movie. That’s the reason we’re all here.”

Charlie Sheen Has Himself a New Hooker Goddess

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For those of you hoping that Charlie Sheen would settle down again with Brooke Mueller (or Denise Richards for that matter) and raise his children?

Think again!

The Anger Management star is known for his predilection for hookers, strippers, and other various women of the night, so it comes as no great shock that he has again hook(er)ed up with a porn star. Which lovely woman is now about to be referred to as Charlie’s latest ex?

None other than Brett Rossi was seen smothering Sheen’s face in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico over the weekend. The buxom star has caught enough of his interest to garner a tweet from the actor:

“Best Thanksgiving ever.  I’m thankful for “Giving” the world another face-load of planet jealous!”

Rossi in turn re-tweeted with her own admission:

“Finally in Cabo with my love.”

Aaaaaah.

Isn’t gutter-bucket, skanky, STD-ridden love grand?!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Denise Richards Says Brooke Mueller’s Kids are Violent

And here we go again… Remember how Denise Richards has temporary guardianship of Brook Mueller and Charlie Sheen’s twin boys- Bob and Max? Well, it looks like that arrangement is about to come to an end, and Denise blames Brooke.

TMZ reports that Denise Richards has contacted the Dept. of Children and Family Services (DCFS) in L.A. County via letter to let them know she won’t be taking care of Bob and Max any longer.

The letter details some pretty disturbing behavior by the boy, namely that Bob and Max have been violent with the animals as well as with Denise’s daughters- Sam, Lola, and Eloise.

The letter states that the girls have been strangled, kicked in the head and stomach, scratched, bit, slapped, punched in the face and head, and spit on by Bob and Max. One particular instance of violence ended with Sam going to the doctor after Bob threw a toy at her face. Yikes!

Read more HERE at TMZ, and in related news, Charlie Sheen has declared “apocalypse now” and whatnot against Brooke Mueller and DCFS via Twitter. If you’re feeling the urge to binge on some Charlie Sheen insanity, TMZ has the details HERE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Charlie Sheen Definitely Knows One When He Sees One

So when he reached all the way back into Heidi Fleiss’ vernacular and called his ex-wife a whore it really went home. It hit so hard that Brooke Mueller is now running to a judge to reinforce the gag (no pun intended) order she had placed on the case in the first place. Her attorneys are alleging that Sheen has broken the rules and it is slightly possible that he could spend a few days inside of a jail cell because of it.

Charlie has been adamant about Brooke’s parenting skills and has even endorsed his other ex, Denise Richards, raising them instead. According to Sheen:

“Brooke is an evil and pathetic über loser and a whore. She’s as awful a parent and a person as you can possibly draw up.”

Well, tell us how you really feel, Charlie!

We’re speechless.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Charlie Sheen Is Now a High School Graduate

It only took 5 children, a few ex-wives, and a string of hookers later, but…

Charlie Sheen is finally a high school graduate!

The movie star and former mega crackhead received his diploma from Santa Monica High School this week and proudly displayed his diploma for his fans. So while some people out there wonder why education is so important, remember that even though he has millions, gorgeous ex-wives, a string of women that cater to his every beck and call, and hit television shows that place him in the households of millions of people weekly…

He was nothing without his diploma!

Stay in school, people!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Charlie Sheen Is About To Cut Brooke Mueller Off

So he’ll float a check or two to Lindsay Lohan, but the mother of two of his young children is going to have to fight for her child support money!

In this scenariocharlie_sheen_brooke_mueller_r, Charlie is making all the sense in the world. He is asking a judge to cancel the $55,000 a month he pays Brooke for the care of his twin sons – Bob and Max – because they are currently being cared for by his other ex, Denise Richards. Plus, Brooke is in rehab currently and he is afraid she will use the dough for more blow.

Fair enough, right?

Furthermore, Sheen has offered to raise the amount of dough he gives to Denise as she cares for his other two children by his other babymama, but Richards is refusing the money.

So Sheen is basically telling Mueller that she can pay for her own sobriety because she’s been about 20 times so far and how many of those stints has he paid for?

We say case closed.

You say…?

The Charlie vs. The Selma

selmaThere’s war on Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management set and there’s talk of fire-ations up in there! Who is getting the boot allegedly?

None other than Selma Blair!

Allegedly, Blair complained to executives about Charlie’s CPT problems (aka, ‘ability to report to set on time’) and that his work ethic smelled reeked of blah and terrible. Well, those execs told Charlie and Charlie, in turn, flipped his crackpipe! Now, he claims has fired Selma and will replace her with…

The Mila! (As in, Kunis!)

And get this: Sheen wants to pay Mila $1 million per episode to appear.

No word from Selma’s people so far. And anyway, can Sheen really afford Mila at $1 mil per?

Computer says yes, but?

Stay tuned…

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Six Degrees of Charlie Sheen

So we already know that Lindsay Lohan is on lockdown in Betty Ford for at least another 80 more days, give or take. And before she even gets settled in good, she’s about to get some company she may be familiar with.

Enter celebrity rehab.

Enter six degrees of Charlie Sheen.brooke-mueller

Enter Brooke Mueller.

Brooke has lost her kids to her ex-husband’s other ex-husband, she has more convictions than a college fraternity, and has done more lines than an Olsen twin, but now she has been disgraced even further. Not only does she have to go to rehab, but she’s likely to be sharing a toilet with none other than The Strawberry Snortcake. That’s right, folks, Mueller and Lohan will be sharing the same wing of the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage.

Let’s see who stays cleanest the longest after they get out.

Who is your money on?!

Brooke Mueller Loses Her Kids…to Denise Richards

You know it’s a sin and a goddamn shame when you lose custody of your kids to your ex-husband’s ex-wife before you. But in a case that reads like something from a warped episode of ‘Desperate Housewives’, that’s exactly what’s just happened to Brooke Mueller, the mother of Charlie Sheen’s twin sons.richards

According to official reports, Sheen and Mueller’s twin sons, 4-year old Bob and Max, were taken from Mueller’s home –which was deemed unfit for children due to her drug charges – and taken to the home of Sheen’s other ex-wife Denise Richards to stay with. Denise Richards has custody of their two daughters and is deemed fit to raise all four together while police investigate Mueller’s drug charges. Charlie Sheen approved this move and that is definitely a good move for all involved.

Stay tuned!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Charlie Sheen Talks About Working With Freckles On Anger Management Set

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Charlie Sheen got to see first hand what it is like to work with always-late-hot-mess drama queen Lindsay Lohan on the set of Anger Management. And let me just say that MOST of the rumors about Freckles are true. So did she steal jewelry from the set? Was she late and unprepared? Did she show up with a hangover from hell?

Check out what Masheen says about our beloved Freckles here. You may be surprised! Or not…

Brooke Mueller Is About To Blow Six Figures

If Lindsay Lohan shows up at Brooke Mueller’s door in the next few days, it’s because she’s heard what everyone has been ranting about the last few days. The former present former crackhead just won a ton of money from her lawsuit with the 16th, 17th, 18th we’ve lost count 19th rehab center she just entered. And seriously, when you enter rehab that many times, don’t you get the 20th visit for free or something? Surely, there is some kind of bonus or consolation prize for being locked up for thirty days or more without being able to touch the good stuff?! It seems someone from the clinic, The Canyons, leaked Mueller’s information to the media, including why she was there.

As if that was a secret?!

But other than her addiction to the white stuff, they also handed over her documents regarding her admissions process, which is a big big no-no. Seen as a victory for crackwhores everywhere, The Canyons just had to fork over a quarter of a million dollars to Charlie Sheen’s ex.

Don’t even try to read between these lines, folks, because they’ve already been snorted!

Charlie Sheen Shouts Homophobic Slur At Bar Launch

Masheen is no stranger to making headline news for sheer and utter ridiculousness. Winning? Not so much. The former Two and a Half Men actor recently hosted his big bar opening in Cabo a couple of days ago and threw up a toast and a homophobic slur at the audience.

Not cool. Charlie, the life of the party, was introducing a ton of different musical acts including Slash and partying when he decided to yell a bunch of spew to, you know, get the party started.

Masheen yelled, “How we doing? … Lying bunch of f**got a**holes, how we doing?”

Apparently throwing in the f**got a**holes phrase was meant to garner attention. Well, I’m pretty sure he got it…and then some.

And now he’s dished out an apology to cover his drunken slash probably drugged up status saying in true Masheen style saying, “I meant no ill will and intended to hurt no one and I apologize if I offended anyone,” he said. “I meant to say maggot but I have a lisp.”

So do you forgive Mr. Sheen for spewing at the mouth this time?

Brooke Mueller Is Just Exhausted…

So exhausted that she almost didn’t wake up. While some of us call that an overdose, Brooke Mueller, the ex-wife of Mr. Crackie himself – Charlie Sheen, considers it a power nap of epic proportions. What to the f*ckin’ EVER! Charlie’s ex was rushed the an L.A. hospital last night after O.D.ing on drugs, according to media outlets.

According to her friends (and what kind of friends are these anyway?!), Brooke has been hitting the pipe hard the last few weeks. Now it looks like she will have to go to rehab again. This will be at least the 15th time she’s been in a treatment center. As an official member of the Forever White Girl Wasted Syndrome Club, surely Brooke should have a V.I.P. room adjacent to Lindsay Lohan’s? And in an update on the f*ckery, Mueller has issued a statement through her paid piece denying all these latest allegation. “As a precaution, Brooke was brought to a local hospital and discharged after an hour. She was diagnosed with exhaustion and dehydration and is now fine and resting at home. That’s it.”

OK, folks. If I ever get so exhausted that I have to be revived via ambulance, paramedics, an IV drip, and lightning bolts to my titty balls? Houston, we have a goddamn problem!!

Charlie Sheen Comments on Angus T. Jones Rant

You knew it was only going to be a matter of time before we heard from the Masheen in regards to Angus T. Jones and his Two and a Half Men rant.

We all know that Charlie had his fair share of drama with show creator Chuck Lorre. And you could say, Charlie is Team Angus. Basically.

Masheen told TMZ, “Obviously, not having been there for some time, the Angus T. Jones that I knew and still love is not the same guy I saw on YouTube yesterday. I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre’s hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.”

For all of you that missed the big fat rant in the news, here is a brief summary.

In a video rant posted on some religious website, Jones basically told peeps to stop watching the show that made him famous. “If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men.’ I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it and filling your head with filth.”

Masheen agrees wholeheartedly. Obviously.

Charlie Sheen Accused of Death Threat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ever controversial Charlie Sheen is at it again! The actor allegedly threatened to shoot a man to death with a Super 90 semi-automatic shotgun , according to a police report filed with the LAPD!

A man who claims to be a former associate of Charlie’s, filed the report on October 18, claiming he’s deathly afraid that Charlie will murder him based on a text message the actor allegedly sent to a mutual friend. Apparently, the guy had a bad fight with Charlie recently, and found out that Charlie vented to a female friend in a text about him saying, “”I’ll blow his head off with my Super 90.”

The situation is still under investigation. A source that’s close to Charlie said, “The accuser is a dishonorably discharged military person with multiple probation violations who is trying to shake him down for money.”

Now, there is a chance that this guy is doing this to get a little check on the side. People make up stories to get money all the time. But we ALL know that Charlie Sheen is crazy. No borderline, no halfway. He’s just full on crazy! So I can definitely see him sending a text like that, and, if it’s true, naturally this dude would be a little scared! All the cops have to do is check this chick’s phone to see, though I don’t know how much a text message will hold up in court. But I’m nobody’s legal expert, so we’ll see!

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