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Celebrity Gossip Heard All Over The Web

Papa Joe Must Have Hacked Jessica Simpson’s Twitter Account

After seeing Jessica Simpson‘s milk machines on display via Twitter (yes, she posted them HERSELF, unless Papa Joe hacked into Jess’s account), I have reason to believe that Jess will never have to undergo breast augmentation unless she plans to get a big fat reduction!

It has only been a couple of months since Jess gave birth to baby Maxwell Drew and she’s working hard for her $4 million Weight Watchers deal by going to the gym on the daily. But, it seems as if she’s doing a little extra exercise via strolling with baby. Or at least that’s what we are assuming by her Twitpic of ample bosom.

She tweets, “Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???”

Street legal? I have a slightly better Twitpic caption than that. What about, “In case of flames, I’ve got plenty of boobie juice to put out a got damn fire.”

Erin Andrews Shows Off Ample Bosom On Vacation

Erin Andrews got a boob job. Celeb Jihad

Usher debuts Scream. Shallow Nation

Tom Cruise is officially an icon. I Need My Fix

Khloe Kardashian is taking drugs. IDLYITW

Veena Malik does sexy photoshoot. Celeb Dirty Laundry

Dallas is back! BBB

Brooke Burke is like the queen of all celebrity moms now. SheKnows

Chris Brown has stupid grills. EB Gossip

Kris Humphries is making false accusations to ex-girlfriend. Allie Is Wired

Phillip Phillips’ family business gets robbed. HaveUHeard

Courteney Cox and David Arquette are dunzo. Anything HOllywood

Rita Ora was a cheeky student..whatever that means. Fit Fab Celeb

Casey Anthony still thinks we believe that she didn’t kill her daughter. Celeb Baby Laundry

I’d use these for dartboard practice instead of my tree. All Women Stalk

Michelle Williams speaks relationships. Girls Talkin Smack

Paris Hilton is jealous of Kim K’s fame and A-list boyfriend. Glamour Vanity

Tweet is back. ILulu Online

Zayn Malik’s girlfriend is Perrie Edwards. Swanky Celebs

Michael Fassbender sings now. Socialite Life

Rocsi shows off her curves on vacay with Eddie Murphy. Cotten Kandi

Kanye West’s house gets robbed. Tattletailzz

Jessica Simpson’s baby bump is bigger than her you-know-whats

Jessica Simpson is not only showing off her baby bump, but she’s showing off her new, plumper chi-chis. I’m sure Papa Joe is loving those! Ew, right? Well we all know how he feels about Jess’s top heavy and I can bet you he takes credit for those…not the pregnancy ones, but the gift of ample bosom that he gave to her. And Jess must be damn proud because she keeps talking about ’em.

What. You don’t remember Papa Joe’s nauseating comments? For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, let me refresh.

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Holly Madison Admits to Having no Talent

Holly Madison told PEOPLE that she’s taken out a $1 million insurance policy on her boobs through Lloyd’s of London.  In her Vegas show, Peepshow, she appears topless.

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