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Celebrity Gossip Heard All Over The Web

Blake Lively Is Pregnant!

Baby, baby, baby! Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are expecting their first child!

The actress announced  the news on her website, Preserve, in a pretty cute way. She launched a “Preserve Celebration of Family” on the site, celebrating “that special moment at the creation of family.” She then posted different pictures of pregnant women, congratulating them on their bundles of joy. Then, in a surprise move, she posted a picture of herself cradling a little bump of her own! The shot, taken by her brother Eric Lively, is stunning with Blake posing in shows Blake posing at sunset, wearing a printed top and skirt by Sam & Lavi as she held her belly. Truly gorgeous…but then, when is she not?!

Both Blake and Ryan have openly discussed their desire to be parents, and now it’s great to see that dream coming true for them! I’m sure that they will be great parents, and shower their child with lots of love. Congrats to them both!

Image via Eric Lively/Preserve

CELEB SPOTTING: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Stars Get Together for Brunch

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants for life! America FerreraAmber TamblynBlake Lively, and Alexis Bledel, the stars of the hit film, met up this week for brunch!

Amber shared a selfie on Instagram with her offscreen friends, saying “Brunch with my best bitches. #sisterhood @preserve_us @americaferrera.”  America shared the photo as well, saying “Always a good day when I’m with my sisters #DeLosPantalones Love these amazing women.”

The actresses starred as Carmen, Tibby, Bridget, and Lena in the 2006 film, coming together for a sequel, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 in 2008.

All of them are now married, and continue to act and work on new ventures. It’s always good to see the four of them together. They’ve developed such a great bond, and it’s evident in the time that they make for each other. I’m still secretly holding out for another Sisterhood movie though!

Image via Amber Tamblyn/Instagram

Leonardo DiCaprio Is Single Again!

I don’t know how many times I have written that sentence and I know in my cold dark heart of hearts that it will not be the last, considering his trick track record. The Nicholson of his generation in every way has ditched another model and although this one may not have as high a profile as some of the others, she got the same treatment. I give him credit for ditching Jizzelle Bundchen, though. And hey, if he can pull hot chicks without any hassles, why not?!

This time around, Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton, just got p*ssy pink-slipped, according to reports. My question has always been this: do these models get appearance fees to be seen with him or do they pay him to up their profiles to demand better runway gigs?

Whatever is arranged, they must love it, because they keep falling to their knees for him. We all know Blake Lively will get on her knees for a bit role in a Kleenex commercial (and you thought those napkins were just for your nose?!) and Gisele went and got knocked up by another man (with those non-hips I did not even think it was physically possible), so now here’s the scoop, girls. Dust off those Louboutins, get on those kneepads, and grab that box of Trojans (and Listerine – you know why!)
Leo is on the prowl!
Let your pussy power purr and your panty pudding pour!!

Minka Kelly Upgrades

With all the extra scandal, White Girl Wasted syndrome candidates, and the election f*ckery, this relationship has somehow managed to fly under the radar for far too long. So now is the time to snatch the lid off! Attention, folks. If you did not know before, now you know…
Chris Evans and Minka Kelly are durrin’ it!

Derek Jeter, who?

This is definitely going to be one of the hottest couples in Hollywood (you can suck it Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively!) if they can keep their lust up long enough for the paparazzi and magazines to cover it. And guess what?

I’m here to help!

The two were spotted in a lip lock in Studio City on Monday. This is a departure for Minka Kelly, who was last seen on the arm of Wilmer Valderrama in April. One thing’s for certain.
This is definitely an upgrade!

Early reports confirm that the two dated all the way back in 2007 (or as I like to refer to it, ‘when nobody cared about them’) so it looks like they are now back together and ready to get some publicity try it again…
with an audience.

Blake Has a Rock

If you put a gun to my head, I couldn’t tell you five shows or movies or whatever this trick has done, but in the last few days, I have heard more than enough about this girl to know that I better start sucking on her balls hard for a hot minute considering her comeuppance in the last few years. From sister of the only Lively worth me knowing (yes I remember you Robyn Lively, aka Teen Witch) to Gossip Girl to It Girl to latest Ryan Reynolds girl to the wife….yeah, I’ve got to give this trick some applause, because she has earned it. I am going to take this moment to congratulate Blake (and her kneepads) for f*cking/sucking all the way to the top!

(if you consider Ryan Reynolds the top, that is)

All that fellatio/knee chafing/scat play has finally paid off for Blake and I’m not one to throw shade at a trick’s game. Good on her! Her days of swallowing bastard abortions are ovah! I don’t see Ryan Reynolds staying married to anyone longer than a commercial break, but if she can manage to get knocked up right away, he might stick around an extra few years. If he leaves her, she can always get her trick game back in order. She’s still young enough.

Right, Scarlett?!

No, Blake Lively is Not Pregnant

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds did shock fans across the country with their surprise wedding, but a rep has cleared up allegations that it might be to keep a pregnancy underwraps!

Earlier this morning, the New York Post‘s Page Six speculated that Blake may be expecting her first child with her beau, despite not having any real support for their claims besides a quote from a supposed source on the set of Gossip Girl.  “Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating a lot more,” a source told the newspaper. “Everyone on set is on bump-watch.”

Blake’s rep denied the rumor, telling Gossip Cop that the report is “completely untrue.”

Blake and Ryan have been dating since October 2011, and had first met on the set of their movie Green Lantern earlier that year. The couple tied the knot at Boone Hall Plantation & Gardens in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina, September 9. Blake and Ryan applied for their marriage license in South Carolina’s Charleston County Probate Court four days after their wedding ceremony.

I was about to say! A surprise marriage AND  a baby on the way would’ve been a little much for me to take! I’m happy for Blake and Ryan of course, but I need Blake to finish out this last season of Gossip Girl at least before she starts having babies (though I know their children will be absolutely gorgeous with those genes!). However, now that the rumor is out, everyone is probably still going to be looking for a bump!

Image via Venturelli/Getty Images

 

WTF of the DAY: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are MARRIED

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are married. Yeah, MARRIED! Talk about throwing us all for a big fat loop or perhaps we really didn’t even care too much? Well for those of you who do, the couple, who started dating last year, got hitched on Sunday at Boone Hall Plantation in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina.

According to People.com, Lively’s mother Elaine arrived in town for the ceremony, which was followed by a reception in a white tent at the plantation. Talk about a low key event.

But it wasn’t all too secretive. Florence Welch from Florence and the Machines performed three songs at the reception. Who knew Blake and Florence were that tight?

And get this, the duo hired on my beotch Martha Stewart to do THEIR wedding. According to Martha Stewart Weddings, “From the heartfelt ceremony to the fun-filled carnival hour and elegant reception, it was a truly enchanting celebration. Ryan, who has been a long-time fan of Charleston, chose to mark this special occasion in one of his favorite towns.”

Awwwww. But seriously.

What else is going on behind our backs? Blake may know how to play the celebrity game better than we thought. Hmmm.

I just have to wonder now. Because this romance seems to be such a whirlwind, I wonder if there is a baby on board? Seriously. I wouldn’t be surprised.

Blake Lively To Release Her Odor to the Masses

Do you want to wear a fragrance that smells like desperation, borderline talent, and questionable beauty? If so, then look no further because now you can. In another sign of the apocalypse, Gucci has named alleged actress Blake Lively the cover ho for its new fragrance Gucci Premiere.

Now, you and I know that this is the luckiest trick in Hollywood. She has a job (Gossip Girl), a hot man (Ryan Reynolds), and she even gets cast in big screen films. Surely, the word lockjaw is not in her vocabulary, because I know her knees are probably scabbed up for all eternity in her efforts to be on Hollywood’s A-list. I have issues with this like you would not believe and for Hollywood I have the phrase that pays…
Hell to the naw!

This is what Lively had to say in a statement about her new gig, “I admire the qualities of the Gucci Première woman and feel honored to represent the fragrance. It is a pleasure to collaborate with Gucci’s creative director Frida Giannini.”

Remember when celebrity fragrances actually came from bonafide stars? Now we are forced to smell like second-rate beards and reality stars. Is this what the world is coming to?

Then maybe someone should start making some celebrity drinks. I know I would wait at a bar for a Britney Vodka. Although I might never pass a drug test again!

Blake Lively is NOT Stalk-Worthy

To the man accused of stalking Blake Lively I have one word…

UPGRADE!

Seriously!?

Out of all the stars in the universe, he chooses this one to run around and chase after? Why? It can’t be for her formidable acting skills? It can’t be for her glaring beauty. It can’t be for her sexy voice! The girl sounds like she has balls marbles in her mouth when she talks, so I have to ask myself repeatedly…

WHY WHY WHY?!

According to TMZ, Lively recently got a restraining order issued against Sergei Mifle, who has made several attempts to contact the star’s mother. Mifle claims he has a “metaphysical” connection with Blake and he needs to heal her heal.

The only way Mifle can help Blake Lively out is if he is a speech pathologist, so we can finally understand what this trick is saying in interviews. And listen, we’ve all had ‘metaphysical connections’ with someone. But how do you get over that metaphysical connection when you’re sane? Order a Vodka Red Bull and move along to the next person at the bar.

Dear Hollywood: Just say NO to Blake UnLively!

Dear Hollywood,

We preferred the other Lively, Robyn, more.

I have a request on behalf of me and EVERYONE…

Stop.Trying.To.Make.Blake Lively.HAPPEN!

Does anyone remember when they tried this PR push with Gretchen Mol?

Piper Perabo?

And where are those tricks at now?

That’s right? Your local Target, asking you if you have any coupons before they check you out.

Blake Lively, who sounds like she has marbles in her mouth anytime she speaks, somehow manages to get cast in roles despite having zero talent, box office clout, or distinctive looks. Sure her agent managed to pimp her out to Leonardo Dicaprio and raise her profile for a hot minute, but where does that leave her now? Is she destined for an Academy Award, an Emmy, a Golden Globe?

Hell to the no!

It’s really simple, network execs. Leave her on Gossip Girl at the CW, where nobody really watches but pre-teenage girls with no idea what quality is…

where she belongs!

That is all.

Image via Getty Images

This is How Blake Lively Gets Roles

Is Blake Lively dating Ryan Reynolds purely for the sake of landing some big movie roles?

Of course, there have been rumors that these two have been sucking face for quite a while now, but I just refused to believe that Ryan Reynolds would leave ScarJo and then go hook up with this young crusty piece that is Blake Lively.

This is not an

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Attention supermodels: Leonardo DiCaprio is single!

Well super models who haven’t had a chance to date Leonardo DiCaprio can now breathe a sigh of relief. Their time has now come. Start lining up, you skinny bitches…just don’t expect to be able to tame the playboy! Leo is back on the market. After five months of togetherness and unsure togetherness, reps have confirmed that Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio have broken up. Sad. And here I thought they were going to last. *eye roll*

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Blake Lively is NOT going to be like Lindsay Lohan.

These days Blake Lively IS the fox that rocks. The A-list hotties are lining up to date her (allegedly) and her acting career is on fiah. So will she be the next big thing to fall off the ledge right into the middle of partying, drugs, booze and sex?

Lively pretty much says hell no.

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