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Celebrity Gossip Heard All Over The Web

Ray J Arrested in Beverly Hills

Friday night police were called out to a fancy hotel in Beverly Hills to a disturbance involving Ray J that turned into a confrontation. But there are life lessons to be learned.

The police were called and told that Ray J was causing a scene at the bar in the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. The whole thing apparently started because he allegedly grabbed someone’s butt. She called cops. Officers were dispatched and when they got there they asked Ray J to leave.

He refused to leave and was being questioned by police before ultimately being taken into custody. And, well, yeah. He didn’t go quietly.

After officers had him cuffed in the back of a patrol unit, he then allegedly kicked out one of the vehicles windows.

He was booked for trespassing, vandalism, resisting arrest and battery. The battery was for supposedly spitting on an officer during his arrest.

Life Lesson: Don’t spit on cops. It usually doesn’t end well. Also, don’t kick out windows of cop cars. It too rarely ends well.

Maybe Ray J thought he didn’t have much to lose at that point, so go big or go home?

Alec Baldwin Arrested in NYC

Alec Baldwin was arrested in NYC, y’all.

Okay, so “detained” is probably the better word, but arrested feels so much more epic. And that’s what Alec calls it in his series of tweets related to the incident. It’s actually still pretty epic. Epic in its stupidness. Yes, stupidness. Absurdity as well, maybe? Epic nonetheless, but I digress.

Okay, so first thing’s first- Alec was riding his bicycle the wrong way down the street. Why was he riding his bicycle? For exercise, of course. Why was he riding his bicycle the wrong way? Because, that’s why.

I’ll give him credit, my parents told me to go against traffic, so maybe he doesn’t get out and about on the ol’ bike and isn’t aware of all the rules that are obviously in place to cause problems for him and have nothing at all to do with bicycle safety.

But this isn’t even the funny part. What is the funny part? No, it’s not that he was none too thrilled to be stopped by police and ticketed. That went over as well as you’d think. And so he was cited for disorderly conduct.

The funny part is that he was taken “downtown” because he didn’t have any ID on him. And, well, the NYPD needed to verify his identity before letting him go.

Obviously, he wasn’t too happy about that one either, but he did take to Twitter to give his side of the story and tell the world about what went down. Why? Because that’s how the Alec Baldwin do.

Chris Brown Arrested, In Jail With NO BAIL!

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Welp, Chris Brown has been arrested, is in jail now and is being held WITHOUT bail! Sucks to be him about now. But as I always say, Karma is a fierce bitch with an attitude and eventually, even if you are a celebrity with a lot of money and power, will track you down…kick you in the cooter…and give you the biggest wedgie that will have you going commando for life.

TMZ is reporting that Brown violated a judge’s order by getting kicked out of a rehab facility he has been living for nearly four months. It is being said that Brown was thrown out of rehab for violating “internal rules”. What rules those were, we are not for certain at this point. But, they must have been bad enough for him to get kicked out!

The same judge that has been dealing with Brown in the case with Rihanna ordered Chris to live in the Malibu rehab facility for 90 days to get anger management therapy, and he did complete the program earlier this month. However, because of the Washington D.C. assault incident, the judge modified the order for Chris to stay in the facility a little longer. The deal included if Chris left rehab, he would go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Brown was previously thrown out of a different rehab facility for throwing a rock at his mom’s car window.

It will be interesting to see what happens next!

DMX and DUI: Reunited!

DMX-arrested-for-DUIWe knew it wouldn’t be long and of course, we were right! DMX, who has had more run-ins with the law than anyone rapper in the history of rap-dom, was arrested yet again last night. His crime this time?

Driving under the influence.

The highway patrolmen stopped DMX and tested his alcohol level, which was elevated. DMX was not in the clink very long, however, as he bailed out less than an hour after he was processed. So just how many times has DMX (aka Earl Simmons) been arrested? Think double digits.

The last time DMX was arrested was in February for driving without a license.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Lil Scrappy Better Scrap Some Money Together!

Can we just go one week without hearing about another hip hop star on the brink of bankruptcy? Who’s next in the continuing drama of Uncle Sam versus Hip Hop?

Lil Scrappy of Love & Hip Hop fame.

Interestingly enough, the rapper is known for his song ‘lil-scrappy-arrested1, but it’s looking more and more by the day that he, in fact, may not have any in his own accounts. And when it comes to money, everyone knows that Uncle Sam does not play!

After losing a legal battle in Georgia, Scrappy’s debt has risen to over $108,000 including interest and the lawyer’s fees. Now that there has been no payment, the booking company that sued him is asking the courts if they can go after his Love & Hip Hop cash. The court has agreed and now Scrappy’s going to be leaking any minute now.

Let’s hope he can still afford some Depends!

Additional reporting: A. Neff King

Jenna Jameson: When Porn Stars Attack

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Jenna Jameson is known for many things. Gorgeous body, hot porn videos, glorious tittyballs, sex cetera. But now she’s getting known for something else these days. Brawler! The tiny ex-porn star, who was arrested for a DUI just last year after her car crashed into a pole, was arrested again on Saturday night for battery. And all of this just before celebrations to celebrate her birthday were set to begin!

In Newport Beach around 8pm, Jameson allegedly struck someone. She was then placed on citizen’s arrest until a police officer was found. The po-po arrived and arrested Jenna for battery. She went to the jailhouse, gave them her information, and was quickly released. Although her birthday is technically on April 9th, it looks like she was prepared to celebrate it early. Let’s hope she gets a better gift on the actual day!

Katt Williams Arrested…AGAIN!

Well it certainly hasn’t been a good month for Katt Williams. If I were him, I’d take a couple of days and head out to an all day spa for a nice good rubdown and pampering….just to cool off and ward off the bad energy. Last night about 40 miles from Sacramento, the guy was arrested AGAIN. No, he didn’t head on into the local Walmart to smack somebody up or anything like that. But he did have an outstanding warrant from a reckless driving incident last month and after officers pulled the guy over after a traffic stop, they did some slapping of their own! They slapped on some dang cuffs on him. I’m just surprised Katt didn’t smack up one of the officers to let them know who is boss because as of late, his anger issues have become a bit of a problem.

He has several incidents that he is going to have to deal with including a bar fight which led him to going cray cray and throwing a rock at a car…a lawsuit for a bizarre onstage meltdown AND well…slapping a Target employee in the face.

Flavor Flav, Arrested

Another day, another rapper arrested.

Flavor Flav has been arrested in Las Vegas for allegedly applying a batch of beatdown on a teenager with a deadly weapon. The twist in all of this is that this was not just any teenager. The minor is the son of Flav’s latest fiance, who was the one that called the police to the scene.

Reports are that the rapper got into a huge argument with the teen and his mother and then things turned violent. Flav is accused of threatening her son with a knife.

Flavor Flav was then arrested early in the morning on two charges – felony assault with a deadly weapon and misdemeanor domestic violence. A bail of $23,000 has been set and there is no word yet on if Flav has been released on bond.

I’m thinking about how many of Flav’s many children will have to go hungry if he gets out on bond.

Fiona Apple is an Explorer

I reckon she has to be some kind of discoverer or explorer, because she found something in our country that I’ve never been able to.
Not that I was trying!
For it seems that Fiona had a little run-in with the law on Wednesday night when the po-po found the petite songstress with marijuana and hash on her person.

Hash.
Hmmmm.
Hash.
Hmmmm.

I’ve heard that it is rare to find in America, so I am shocked (and jealous) and I have now dubbed Fiona ‘The Big Apple’ on account of her being able to get the sticky stuff. When found with the substances, she didn’t even flinch…

Apple “freely admitted that the controlled substances belonged to her and she was placed under arrest by U.S. Border Patrol agents and detained,” a spokesperson released in a statement from the jail.

On Thursday, Apple posted $10,000 bond and was released from jail, so at least we know she has enough money for further ‘exploration attempts’.

Rapper Juvenile Living Up To His Moniker

Another day means yet another rapper is on the news wire for things that don’t pertain to music whatsoever. This week, I can report that it’s not Snoop Dogg in the news. However, it is only Tuesday, so there’s plenty of time left yet for him to get arrested too. The baton of f*ckery has been passed to rapper Juvenile – real name Terius Gray – who has been arrested for disorderly conduct in Miami. The charges are that he was one of several people involved in a fight in a hotel in the city.

The rapper had just gotten off stage with rapper Lil’ Wayne when the violence erupted. Their reunion and the timing of this incident couldn’t be stranger. The two rappers used to work together as Hot Boys over a decade ago and had even been involved in a feud of their own for years. In fact, their reunion on the night of the rest was their first show together since the battling began. It looks like there won’t be any more reunions of this sort happening again in the immediate future as Juvenile waits to see what the Miami police department will do with him!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Papa Joe Simpson Arrested!

And it wasn’t for talking about his daughter’s breasts!

Papa Joe Simpson may think that his daughter’s boobs are the freakin’ cat’s meow, but he apparently loves throwing back a little booze and getting behind the wheel of an automobile too.

According to TMZ, Papa Joe got his butt arrested for a DUI in Los Angeles!

According to law enforcement sources, 54-year-old Joe was busted on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks on August 4 at around 10 PM and get this, they had a sneaking suspicion that Joe was boozed up! And so, they cuffed his crazy ass and hauled him to jail where he spend the rest of the night.

Come on peeps. I have to see this mugshot.

Since this is his first offense, I have a hunch that this joker is only going to get a fine. Take the key and lock him up, big fat chain and all.

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Randy Travis Arrested Buck Naked and Drunk!

Holy freakin’ booze hound, batman! Country star Randy Travis was busted on Tuesday night on suspicion of driving while intoxicated!

TMZ is reporting that Mr. Digging Up Bones was caught around 11:50pm after he crashed his car in Texas. Even though nobody else was involved, Travis did end up with minor cuts and bruises.

Apparently when cops arrived to the scene, Randy was sitting in his 1998 Pontiac Trans Am in the freakin’ buff! Yep Randy had his butt and his coin purse hanging freely but the cops made sure to give him some clothing for his mug shot.

According to TMZ, cops were called to the scene at about 11:18 after somebody reported a man lying in the middle of the road. In addition to the DWI, the country swooner threatened to shoot and kill cops after he got thrown into the cop car.

Yikes. Unfortunately Mr. Travis is probably isn’t going to get La Lohan-style punishment. I guarantee he is going to get a lot more than just a slap on the wrist and he should!

Cuba Gooding, Jr. Arrested!

Cuba Gooding, Jr. is a wanted man these days.

Not wanted for his acting skills (has he even been relevant since Jerry Maguire?!)

Not wanted for his philanthropic efforts.

Not even wanted for his singing voice.

No, folks. Cuba Gooding, Jr. Is wanted for allegedly opening a can of whoopass on a female bartender in The Big Easy! According to sources, there are reports that Cuba got Olivia Newton-John physical on a woman in The Old Absinthe House on Bourbon street in the wee hours of the morning. Patrons there drew his ire once they recognized him and began taking photos.

Hold up.

First of all, Cuba should be ecstatic that someone not only recognized him, but acknowledged his presence considering his IDMB file these days! And secondly, when you are in an establishment with the name Absinthe in the title, all bets are off. You are allowed to act a damn fool. It’s probably written on the front door!

Any-fadingstarswithtoomuchalcoholintheirsystems-way, calls to the police were made and Cuba was obviously coherent enough to flee the scene.

So if you see Cuba walking down your street, pretend not to recognize him…then call the most wanted hotline and collect your check!

Snoop Dogg: Mary Jane’d in Norway

Does that face look like the face of sobriety? Does it?!!

I thought not!

Snoop Dogg is seriously ridonkulous! Why is he always getting arrested for drug use in a Scandinavian countries? Do you realize how hard it is to get busted for drug use up there?! According to my sources (meaning: me), any drugs you crave arrive with the quickness in Norway. So Snoop must have some shady-sheisty suppliers in his circle of tomfoolery. It is only a matter of time before Europe as a whole bans the rapper from the continent. A word of advice, Snoop…hire an assistant! Insist that they procure and hold your drugs at all times.

If I were famous? You’d never hear about me getting arrested with drugs on me. That’s what my assistant is for. You would never read about me drunk driving. That’s what my assistant is for. So what if your assistant goes to jail? Their salary should include bonus salary for any jail time they may receive while working for you. Am I crazy or am I right?

Am I on to something, folks?

What say ye, what say ye?!

Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese Arrested! (VIDEO)

Are all you for hearing about dumb people getting in trouble with the law? Well, Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese was arrested today for dancing drunk in the middle of a street in New Jersey. Is that dumb enough for ya?

Just days after the cast got into a big fat bar fight (more on that here), Deena was busted dancing in the middle of a street that caused quite a scene. Not only was the street filling with cars but also with peeps wondering what the hell she was doing. A crazy Italian person causing a scene in Jersey with the cameras rolling? SHOCKER!

At any rate, this all warranted her butt thrown in the back of a cop car and co-stars Ronnie and Sammi standing along the sidelines as witnesses.

Somebody this season has got to bring the crazy. Well all know a crazy pregnant Snooki just won’t suffice. So Deena must have figured she had to bring it!

Check out the insane arrest below.

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