You’re Michelle Pfeiffer.
Catwoman has always been referred to as the part that Pfeiffer should already have an Oscar for, but alas, no. And now, Anne Hathaway and Halle Berry have both received Oscars and they both have portrayed her. Surely no one with the sense of sight can call either of these thespians true thespians compared to Pfeiffer, but does Michelle have a shelf in her house with an Oscar on it?
No no no!
And this is wrong wrong wrong!
Talk about pussywhipped!
If you heard a scream last night after Anne’s name was read as the winner for Best Supporting Actress, it was probably Michelle firing her agent for not pressing her case nearly two decades ago. To paraphrase one of her lines in ‘Batman Returns’…
Life’s a bitch!”
It’s OK, Michelle. Your Oscar will come!