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SAVE A HEAUX: An Open Letter To Jennifer Aniston

Every once in a while, I like to take time out from my busy schedule to save a heaux in need. The recipient of my ‘Save a Heaux’ lifeline this time will be none other than Jennifer Aniston. Because folks, let’s face facts. She just cannot get a break. So without further adieu, here is my open letter to the woman that could have been but never quite was.

Dear Jen,

I’ve been watching you closely the last few months. Closer than I ever have before because I finally thought you were going to rise above the fray and have it all! Not that I was secretly rooting for you, because I’ve never particularly been a fan of your work or your countless movies where you portray a variation of Rachel, but whatevs. A check is a check is a check. Any-one-dimensional-acting-way, you deserve love and happiness or at the very least the Hollyweird form of what happiness is supposed to look like. So when you managed to snag Justin Theroux (which is a WTF conundrum that I will address at a later date) I thought things were looking up. Maybe now people would be able to mention your name without mentioning the name of the Oscar winner who took your man and left you all alone.

But alas?

Hometrick, you just can’t win. You finally get a man, possibly a babything, and maybe a ring, and then, guess who swoops in on your parade to throw major shade on it? Your arch enemy: Angie Jo,  aka The SteelTrap Thundercat! Now she is engaged, and now she will be planning a wedding. What will you do now? Your wedding surely cannot contend with her destined to be epic wedding, her six children carrying her long train through a garden in a Vera Wang dress, as you settle for your former co-stars from Friends carrying your tired bouquet. Ross contending with Shiloh Pitt? I think not.

Jen, friend? You’re going to need some things. The only way you top this is if you get married at The Vatican carrying septuplets. It may sound impossible, but chin up and out!

Impossible is nothing!

Heaux up…or blow up!

That is all.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged?!!!


Are Brad And Angelina officially engaged?

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Is that really and ENGAGEMENT RING on Angelina Jolie’s finger? According to celebrity jewelry designer, Robert Procop, that would be a “Yes”.

A rep for the jeweler says, “I can confirm that, yes, Robert Procop did indeed design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, designed in collaboration withBrad Pitt.”

“Brad had a specific vision for this ring, which he realized over a yearlong collaboration. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect, so I was able to locate a diamond of the finest quality and cut it to an exact custom size and shape to suite Angelina’s hand. Brad was always heavily involved, overseeing every aspect of the creative design evolution. The side diamonds are specially cut to encirlce her finger. Each diamond is of the highest gem quality.”
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Angelina is said to have been wearing this “engagement ring” while out at an event at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art’s Chinese Galleries. Jolie was there with Brad as well as their son Pax.

This sparkler from Brad to Angelina wouldn’t be the first time that the duo have worked with Procop. He and Angelina worked together for the “The Style of Jolie” jewelry collection which is available on his website. And she has worn his items on the red carpet as well as pieces used in the movie “The Tourist”.

This would be the second time Brad designed a ring for the woman he loves. Brad also designed the the engagement ring he gave to Jennifer Aniston, whom he married in 2000.

Guest Post by Cari Bee: Cari is the author of BusyBeeblogger, a website focusing on her So-Cal lifestyle including celebrities, gossip pinup girls and more.

Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Leg

It might have been the most memorable thing about the Oscars.

Angelina Jolie sticking out that sexy right leg of hers, while presenting at the Academy Awards last month, was the talk of the town. But what did the stunning actress think about all the leggy publicity?

I honestly didn’t pay attention to it,” Jolie, 36, tells The Huffington Post in a new interview. “You know what I mean? I don’t watch those TV shows and if I go online and see something about myself, I don’t click on it. And the people I surround myself with don’t really talk about that kind of stuff. I heard something, but I didn’t pay any attention. It’s as simple as a being a woman picking a dress you like and having a night, and not really thinking about anything else.”

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Angelina Presents Her Greatest Weapon

So now that the Oscars have been handed out, now we can get to the fun part of breaking the awards show down to what really matters most.

The fashion, of course!

Everyone keeps writing me and asking me what was up with Angelina’s pose as she was presenting last night, and to me, it was really quite simple what was going on.

The Academy Awards knew exactly what they were doing when they asked Jolie to work the stage. It doesn’t matter if she looks hungry. It doesn’t matter if she wasn’t up for an award.

No.

What’s important, you may ask?

Well, she flashed showed you, did she not?

When Angelina Jolie took to the center stage last night to present, she stood proud and put it on display. What I refer to as Jolie’s ‘steeltrap thundercat strut’.

On anyone else, the dress would have been called basic black, but make no bones about it, folks…there was alot going on behind that slit.

AngieJo was trying to tell the world that the source of all her power emanates from within there. Do you know how many men have fallen over themselves for that? How many roles have been recast with her as the star because of what lies beneath? How many children have been produced because men have been thinking about that?

Let me stop now and you all can let this marinate for a hot minute…

Angelina Jolie Like, Cares and Stuff

Angelina Jolie had a watershed moment the other night and it is further proof that she is human and not some embalmed mannequin as previously thought.

Why is Angie Jo always getting such flack for her endeavors? When she is not out stealing men with her steeltrap thundercat, or adopting the kids that you threw in a ditch, she is using all her star power for a greater good!

What is Jennifer Aniston doing? She’s making another romantic comedy in which she pretends yet again she is 35 and looking for a man to make her feel complete. How’s that for life imitating art? Or she’s clinging on to Justin Theroux and begging him not to leave her before he knocks her up. Even then, she’d be five chirrenz behind Angelina, but I digress…

At the premiere of her movie In the Land of Blood and Honey in Sarajevo, Angelina Jolie proved that her forehead in fact DOES move when she broke down in tears describing the plight of people in Syria.

Even crying, Jolie looks hot.

Life is not fair!

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STAR MAGAZINE: Jennifer Aniston having Twins?

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant with twins AGAIN? Good grief! Apparently this news comes just after last week’s news that Angelina Jolie was on her way to having twins too. Is this an attempt to continue to link these two woman together along with Brad Pitt? (I think so.)

Or is this just one of those odd occurrences that happened to take place? Think about this… both were reported to be pregnant about the same time, and now with the twins too? Seems a bit too coincidental to us.

Another thing that kind of makes you wonder about the reports of Jennifer being pregnant would be the fact that she really isn’t showing much signs of an actual baby bump. Compare her to Jessica Simpson who is due around the same time as Jennifer supposedly is and you will see quite a bit of difference and Jessica is only having ONE!

Jennifer is more than likely NOT pregnant, and Jolie…who really knows.

I say enough with the womb talk!

OK! Magazine: Angelina Jolie Pregnant with Twin Boys!

Can we just leave Angelina’s womb alone already? OK! magazine can’t get enough of it! This week OK! is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins but this time, she’s pregnant with twin boys! If girlfriend was really pregnant as many times as she fictitiously has been, Brangelina would have like 202003 kids by now.

I just have one little thought. How could she be knocked up when she is only like 98 pounds and headed off to a supposed rehab? And geez, I thought her relationship with Pitt was on the rocks because Jennifer Aniston is trying to win Brad back after numerous secret phone calls. And wait…isn’t Jennifer Aniston pregnant too…with Brad’s baby? Oh my. As the World freakin’ Turns!

I know, it’s so damn hard to keep up with all the hoopla.

A supposed “close confidante” of the couple told OK, “Angelina is absolutely thrilled. She and Brad can’t believe that they’ve been so blessed again. They are so excited that they are struggling to keep it a secret. But they are totally buzzing and have only spilled the good news to very close friends and family.”

That “confidante” is one with a big mouth!

Life&Style: Brad Pitt worried about Shiloh’s short hair cut

We all know that Brad and Angelina have given Shiloh a huge freedom of expression, but it may have gone too far, or so claims Life&Style magazine. This comes on the heals of a report that Brad now is fearful of how short Angelina is allowing Shiloh to have her hair cut. This along with the proclivity of Shiloh to dress as a boy, is supposedly placing Brad in fear of how she will be ridiculed by these habits.

With the identity issues, it could be a concern that Shiloh may not adopt the right ideas of her sexual orientation. While Angelina has defended the wish of Shiloh to dress and have her own style, some people feel this could come under the heading of bad parenting. Maybe Brad is beginning to think the same thing?

Slow news week for peeps at the tabloids.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Best Dressed Couple of Golden Globes 2012

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie strolled in on the Golden Globes 2012 red carpet looking classier than ever. Dare I say, Jolie was one of the best dressed women of the evening. And let me tell you, it was refreshing to see her not dressed in black.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Visit The White House and Other News

Is Brangelina moving in? Allie Is Wired

Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz’s little Leo is a cutie! INF Daily

Keeping OUT the Kardashians? NY Post

RHOA this Sunday, preview video here! BBB

Beyonce gets Butlerized! I Need My Fix

Princess Beatrice and Madge get their party on…together. Celeb Dirty Laundry

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SWAG GIVEAWAY: In Land of Blood and Honey Poster

We just revealed that we will be hosting the fabulous Angelina Jolie live video chat on our site on Thursday and in celebration of that we are also giving away an “In Land of Blood and Honey” poster to one lucky VIP reader. This poster would look fabulous framed and placed in your great room, movie room or den!

In order to enter you MUST put in a question in the blog comments section below that you would like to ask Angelina Jolie.

Enter to win an In Land of Blood and Honey poster below!

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Angelina Jolie: Live Online CHAT on Thursday!

In a very RARE event, Angelina Jolie is going to host her FIRST online video chat with fans THIS Thursday, January 12th at 8PM Eastern time and we will be hosting the chat here on behalf of PartnersHub. Exciting, right? Ummmm, YEAHHHH!!!

“In the Land of Blood and Honey” is Angelina Jolie’s directorial debut and she partnered up with Heart Magazines to give fans the opportunity to speak with her about her career as an actress and her experience writing and directing this film.

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Angelina Jolie gets Brad Pitt waterfall for Christmas

So what does a couple like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt give each other for Christmas? I’ve often wondered myself. Well this year was a good one for Pitt because he got that waterfall he’s always wanted.

No, seriously.

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Angelina Wants Another Babything

Now now now, Miss Jolie….

Don’t go threatening us with a good time, gold mine, publicity line.

The actress/ambassador/mother of 965, who is obviously attempting to grab some publicity for her directorial debut, says that she is not sure if more children are in the cards, but there is still the chance that Zahara and Shiloh might have to fight for the last kernel of food on the table.

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Angelina Jolie gives us rundown of each family member in Brangelina pack

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Marie Claire and sits down for an interesting (no really, it IS!) and candid interview. In addition, she poses for photos and actually smiles. I think I may be really starting to like her. Notice the key words in that last statement: “may be”.

At any rate, Jolie talks about her In the Land of Blood and Honey directorial debut, but most importantly her love for Brad. AND, she gives a couple statements about each of her kiddos.

Check out the highlights from the interview and see Jolie’s goofy (which I didn’t know she had in her) photos below.

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