For those of you that erroneously thought that Jessica Simpson had been pregnant the past three years, you’re wrong. She’s been fat AND pregnant the last three years. Joining her daughter Maxwell will be her first son, Ace Knute Johnson. Lovely name. It’s errs just this side of imprisonment.
Jessica and her man Eric Johnson might want to let that tunnel of love stay empty for a few years now. There’s some Weight Watchers/Jenny Craig money on the horizon!!