Unlike Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus has no mugshot to call her own. And for good, reason- at least according to Miley. In fact, she has a few tips for Bieber. So what is Miley’s advice to Justin?
While on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, Miley reminds Justin that he has a lot of money, and to “pay people to make sure you don’t get in trouble and party at your house. Buy a house, and add a club to it.”
Going on, Miley says there’s a big difference between the two:It’s funny because today, I was looking at — my fans put all these people’s mugshots up, and they were like, ‘I don’t see a Miley mugshot yet!’ I get the most flak of anybody. I’m not doing anything illegal! I’m doing a lot of s–t . . . Oops, sorry!But I’m not doing anything illegal! So that’s all right. Everything I do is legal in California.”
See, Justin- it’s as simple as that. Also, don’t (allegedly) egg your neighbor’s house. Of course, that’s where the paid people come in to make sure you don’t leave your house. If you can’t leave your house, you can’t egg anyone else’s. It’s genius really.
At this point I’d advise Justin not to drive and to opt for a driver to avoid any DUI or drag racing incidents, but given the charges that he attacked a limo driver in Toronto, I’m at a loss for that one. So, I’m with Miley: Just stay home. And don’t do anything that gets the cops called so no one sees your cannabis canisters. Or maybe just move to Colorado (or Washington) and have cannabis canisters galore. You have lots of money, the choice is yours Bieber!