As the end is near for Lindsay Lohan’s latest rehab stint, there’s news that she just isn’t quite ready to leave. I’m not sure what to do with that information, but I’m not sure how much of that is logic based and how much is “lindsay logic hurts my brain.”
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay is asking for more rehab time. How much more? 3 or 4 days more. Because she wants to transition into a halfway house assisted whatever blah blah during that time to help her with transitioning back to non-rehab life blah blah. Or something like that. Because transitioning out of rehab is necessary, but obviously not something that can’t be handled in a few days.
And, yes, those “close” to her are “shocked” by her transformation in rehab this time around. She’s apparently a “totally different person.”
Lindsay logic means all of this makes perfect sense. It says, “hey, I care about sobriety. See. I care so much I want to stay a few more days to make sure. To make you happy. So you’ll see I care. And I’m super serious this time. But only 3 or 4 days serious. Still, super serious.”
Lindsay logic or not, I do hope this is her super seriously get sober time. Here’s hoping…