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Oprah Sinks to a New Lohan

It looks like OWN needs a bit of a bump in the ratings oprahand speaking of bumps, lumps, and chumps, Oprah’s fledgling network has called on the paparazzi’s #1 meal ticket to give her network a boost in the ratings.

When Lindsay Lohan gets out of jail and realizes how far Amanda Bynes has run with her CrackWhore title, she will need a new avenue for some PR, so here comes Oprah to save the day! The two will set down and Oprah will interview everyone’s favorite Strawberry Snortcake to find out what rehab was like and how she’s moving forward with her life.

And after that?

Oprah’s network is gonna follow this foolyun around long enough to shoot an 8-part documentary that shows how The Lohan plans to rebuild her career and her path to sobriety.

Excuse us while we snicker in the corner…

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Triston – who has written 854 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.

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Comments (6)

  1. I want to know who is actually going to watch this?

  2. I think it’s genius on Oprah’s part…

  3. So Oprah’s basically going to be cutting Dina’s child support cheques from now on.

  4. this is Oprah’s entry into reality tv – read between the lines

  5. I’m sure the interview will go well… a lot like DIna’s with Dr. Phil

  6. Emily

    I feel bad that Oprah’s at this point, but I’m going to watch this so hard.