It looks like OWN needs a bit of a bump in the ratings and speaking of bumps, lumps, and chumps, Oprah’s fledgling network has called on the paparazzi’s #1 meal ticket to give her network a boost in the ratings.
When Lindsay Lohan gets out of jail and realizes how far Amanda Bynes has run with her CrackWhore title, she will need a new avenue for some PR, so here comes Oprah to save the day! The two will set down and Oprah will interview everyone’s favorite Strawberry Snortcake to find out what rehab was like and how she’s moving forward with her life.
And after that?
Oprah’s network is gonna follow this foolyun around long enough to shoot an 8-part documentary that shows how The Lohan plans to rebuild her career and her path to sobriety.
Excuse us while we snicker in the corner…
additional reporting: A. Neff King