If she had a line, it would be aptly titled: 5150 Couture.
Looking like Charlie Brown’s busted, broke down, bespectacled, bastardized sister-in-law, Britney Spears has been photographed wearing the same outfit three times this week. And in case you all are wondering, there are still a few days left in this week, so she might make it to five!
The first day this week that Britney wore her ensemble de f*ckery, she covered it with a shawl she stole from her granny, complete with lesbian boots du jour. The next day, another shawl from grandma, but in the same tights and boots. The last day? Britney did not even try to hide her Charlie Brown muffin top, letting it all hang out for the world and paparazzi to see (and quite possibly smell). And what can you imagine that look reeked of?
Probably Cheeto dust and despair, perhaps?
Don’t look for a Britney Spears collection coming your way any time soon, because we know very few women that strive to look like trailer trash half the week!
additional reporting: A. Neff King