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Lindsay Lohan Is Threatening Our Ears With Another Album


Because her first albums sold well and she definitely needs the money, Lindsay Lohan has made headlines now for saying that she plans to go back into the studios and record tracks for an upcoming music album. Now, the world can hear what vocal chords laced with prescription drugs, rails of blizzardry badness, crack pipe hits, and Jesus juice sounds like. If she was a soprano nearly ten years ago, then she’s probably a baritone these days, especially after all the cancer sticks she’s sucked down. But for her die-hard fans, fret not. In the current environment of AudioTune, Lohan has nothing to worry about. She’s going to sound as clear and pristine as…

Britney Spears.

So when is she going to be writing these potential crack hits? She definitely has plenty of emotional material to draw from. She could write about her run-ins with the law. She could write about Emma Stone being the new Lindsay Lohan and call it, ‘I’m The Lindsay, You’re the Emma!’ She could write a pop song about hot-boxing with Charlie Sheen. She could write a song about doing lines with her mother. The possibilities are endless!

Triston – who has written 854 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.

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Comments (3)

  1. Lindsay is a true artist – we are lucky to have her.

  2. I totally forgot she sang once upon a time…

  3. Jen

    Maybe she can write it in rehab?