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Brooke Mueller Is Just Exhausted…

So exhausted that she almost didn’t wake up. While some of us call that an overdose, Brooke Mueller, the ex-wife of Mr. Crackie himself – Charlie Sheen, considers it a power nap of epic proportions. What to the f*ckin’ EVER! Charlie’s ex was rushed the an L.A. hospital last night after O.D.ing on drugs, according to media outlets.

According to her friends (and what kind of friends are these anyway?!), Brooke has been hitting the pipe hard the last few weeks. Now it looks like she will have to go to rehab again. This will be at least the 15th time she’s been in a treatment center. As an official member of the Forever White Girl Wasted Syndrome Club, surely Brooke should have a V.I.P. room adjacent to Lindsay Lohan’s? And in an update on the f*ckery, Mueller has issued a statement through her paid piece denying all these latest allegation. “As a precaution, Brooke was brought to a local hospital and discharged after an hour. She was diagnosed with exhaustion and dehydration and is now fine and resting at home. That’s it.”

OK, folks. If I ever get so exhausted that I have to be revived via ambulance, paramedics, an IV drip, and lightning bolts to my titty balls? Houston, we have a goddamn problem!!

Triston – who has written 854 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.


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  1. Amber

    You know – her fingers were so black from her pipe.

    Wasn’t she the one who was all spun at the Pawn Shop?