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Angelina To Retire From Acting?

I don’t know if it’s that I refuse to accept this or if I just don’t buy it. Either way, I cannot imagine a future where my favorite Hollywood actress (sit down, Meryl!) has just announced that in a few more years, there will be no more SteelTrap Thundercat on the big screen. Somewhere in a room filled with old Brad Pitt photos and Friends Emmys, Jennifer Aniston is stabbing her voodoo doll and laughing in delight. This is what America’s favorite thin person had to say on her alleged retirement…

“I think I’m going to have to give up the acting as the kids hit the teenage years, anyway, too much to manage at home, I have enjoyed being an actress. I am so grateful to the job and I have had great experiences and I have even be able to tell stories and be a part of stories that mattered and I have done things for fun. I will do some films and I am so fortunate to have the job, it’s a really lucky profession to be a part of and I enjoy it. But if it went away tomorrow I would be very happy to be home with the children. I wake up in the morning as a mum and I turn on the news like everybody else and I see what’s happening and I want to be part of the world in a positive way.”

To this quote, I scream…AngieJo, get more nannies!! You cannot stop acting! Who’s going to play those action heroine parts? Certainly not Reese Witherspoon! Not Emma Stone! Not Rachel Jennifer Aniston! There’s only one actress out there that I can believe that – even at 115 pounds soaking wet – could kick my ass and make me like it! So to retirement I say to Jolie…

Just say NO!

Triston – who has written 854 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.


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  1. Amber

    A Jolie post!? You’re calling the Brangeloonies with this shit!

    Her lips look like a worn out loveseat and Brad must love being jerked off by a t-rex arm. But she’s a good actress and I remember her tits in Gia.