As the old adage goes…you can’t keep a good trick down.
Taylor Swift is that trick that cannot be stopped. The lustful locomotive that could has done so again.
Exit Conor Kennedy.
Enter Harry Styles.
Exit common sense.
Because I know I am not the only one around that cannot seem to keep track of Taylor’s trickin’! It seems like every other half a week, she is latched on to another barely legal boy. Is it for material for her next album? Is she a nymphomaniac? Is she bearding for some of these possibly gay and homosexual-like boys? What’s going on?!
Gaily Forward One Direction boybander was spotted with Swift at Central Park Zoo in the last few days. Taylor’s fans (which I am not one) tweeted about her twatscapades….
“Um I just saw Harry Styles and Taylor Swift walking together in Central Park,” one fan tweeted, while another wrote, “I JUST MET HARRY STYLES AND TAYLOR SWIFT TOGETHER IN CENTRAL PARK.”
(her fans can’t even spell *snicker*)
The clock is already ticking on this one, as they’ve been spotted out and about for about a week now. If that’s a record, someone should let me know. By the time I finish this article, Taylor may have already moved on to another unsuspecting boy.