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Papa Joe Must Have Hacked Jessica Simpson’s Twitter Account

After seeing Jessica Simpson‘s milk machines on display via Twitter (yes, she posted them HERSELF, unless Papa Joe hacked into Jess’s account), I have reason to believe that Jess will never have to undergo breast augmentation unless she plans to get a big fat reduction!

It has only been a couple of months since Jess gave birth to baby Maxwell Drew and she’s working hard for her $4 million Weight Watchers deal by going to the gym on the daily. But, it seems as if she’s doing a little extra exercise via strolling with baby. Or at least that’s what we are assuming by her Twitpic of ample bosom.

She tweets, “Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???”

Street legal? I have a slightly better Twitpic caption than that. What about, “In case of flames, I’ve got plenty of boobie juice to put out a got damn fire.”

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

Danity – who has written 12186 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.


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