If that’s not the face of sobriety, then I don’t know what is!
Now, what week could be complete around here without reporting on the family that laughs at rehab! And no, it’s not Bobbi Kristina (not this week, anyway, but the week is not over yet!), but her daddy, Bobby Brown that was arrested. And this time, Brown cannot deny the strong odor of alcohol on his breath. The police arrived quick enough to administer a test and I’m sure you all know Bobby Brown isn’t too good about passing tests…
Book him, Dan-o!
The LAPD arrested the singer on suspicion (ha!) of DUI.
Now, the timeline goes like this: Bobby Brown got arrested in March for driving under the influence. For that case, he fled to rehab, seeking treatment for alcohol abuse over the summer. Before that, Brown had a conviction in 1996. Well, there’s one thing I can say about Bobby.
At least he’s consistent!
And now I am waiting to hear from Bobbi K. Don’t let your daddy have all the fun! Go out and do some hoodrat stuff! I have a job to do!
And if they’re not, they need to start soon and make a believer outta me!
And forgive me for being perceptively snarky, but…. doesn’t Benson look like a pre-trashy Tara Reid? If she ends up being more like Tara than people are bargaining for, Franco better hit it and hit it hard now before the goods get wasted with the quickness. Because I know I am not the only one around here that remembers how quickly Tara’s stock plummeted. For those of you that have forgotten, Tara was basically holding the White Girl Wasted baton before Lindsay Lohan snatched it out of her hand around the mid-2000s. And this Ashley Benson may not be in her league yet, but she certainly needs to raise her name recognition, because I barely know who the hell this alleged actress is!
Here’s what Franco had to say about it all… “I … hear that I’ve been dating Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart and Ashley Benson. Hot damn, am I a lucky guy. I wish I had actually gotten closer than the 13th row of the theater in Toronto where Kristen gave her On the Road Q and A, but I didn’t. Not only did I not talk to her, I didn’t even go to SoHo House where I supposedly asked her out on a date.”
I’ve not heard anything about him and Selena Gomez (pedophile!) or Kristen Stewart (cheater!), so this makes him even seem more suspect. Make an honest whoreskank starlet out of this girl, Franco! Up her profile, make her a star, and then dump her for another starlet! Ah, Hollywood!
The Greatest Singer in the Universe (sorry, Celine Dion, but you have been replaced!!) has just had her greatest release yet. Adele and boyfriend Simon Konecki celebrated the birth of a baby boy on Friday, according to sources. The singer announced the birth via her blog:
“I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time.” Now that Adele has given birth to his child, there are rumors and further reports that the two are going to tie the knot soon so that her newborn won’t be a bastard for long. Although I am happy that Adele has given birth, I’m like everyone else when I say that Simon needs to put a ring on it and make an honest woman of her!
Taylor Swift is determined to keep her man, no matter what it takes. And if you have been following the second coming of Mary Kay LeTourneau like I have, you know that nothing but death itself can keep this trick from a man!
Case in point….
According to some well placed sources,Taylor is snatching up the mansion directly next door to her man of the minute, Connor Kennedy. The singer plunked down $4.5 million of her hard earned money to grab a prime piece of real estate in Hyannis Port, Maine to be near her teen love. They’ve only been dating a few months, so this is definitely a serious move on her part, which forces me to ask the questions everyone else is thinking…
what is this pop trick thinking?!
Not only is she flitting around with a barely legal boy, but not just any barely legal boy. No, this one comes equipped with enough baggage to make even real people stutter step. And on top of that, Swift is famous for singing about her little trysts to make some money. Let’s see what she sings about when this one is over.
It’s been a little less than a week since Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) and her fiancé Jionni LaValle welcomed their little bundle of joy, Lorenzo Dominic, into the world and now Snooki has opened her home to People to introduce him to the world.
Of her itty bitty, Snooki says, “It’s a different kind of love that I never felt before.”
The reality star gave birth to Lorenzo on August 26, after more than 24 hours of labor. Yikes!
As for the name, Jionni says, “We were going back and forth and I just happened to think of Lorenzo. She loved it.”
The baby’s middle name, Dominic, is a tribute to Snooki’s uncle who died.
Of the final season of MTV’s Jersey Shore, which premieres Octoer 4th, Snooki says, “When I got pregnant, everything changed. The partying is long gone. I’m a new person.”
Don’t you hate it when your relationships get dragged out into the public? Well, wait till you get a load of this.
Kristen Stewart has come clean about cheating on her longtime boyfriend Robert Pattinson. She has publicly apologized to her Twilight co-star for her indiscretion.
“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”
Stewart was recently photographed kissing her married “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders.
On Tuesday night, Us Weekly broke the news about Stewart’s cheating scandal, posting the cover of its latest issue featuring a photo of Stewart, 22, kissing Sanders, 41. The photos were taken earlier this month during what the magazine has called a “series of steamy rendezvous in L.A.”
You can about imagine the stress that Katie Holmes is going through now that she is finally getting away from mad man Tom Cruise. Sure she may feel a sense of relief because the guy isn’t controlling her every move as we all thought he did, but finally picking up and leaving someone isn’t always easy no matter WHO they are.
In the In Touch Weekly‘s July 23 2012 issue the mag focuses on Katie Holmes‘ weight loss, protruding bones and sunken in cheeks.
According to the mag,
Her cart was filled with fruits and vegetables, but as Katie Holmes shopped with her 6-year-old daughter, Suri, at a Whole Foods in NYC on July 8, the actress looked in desperate need of heartier fare. “She’s lost a lot of weight,” says an observer, adding that fellow patrons couldn’t help but notice Katie’s rail-thin arms, prominent collarbones and gaunt, exhausted-looking face. “She obviously has been under a lot of strain.”
Well no doubt. And you KNOW damn well that Tom didn’t give her her placenta in this whole divorce. At least if she had that she would have a little meat on those bones! Greedy, greedy Tom.
People Magazine‘s July 23 2012 issue features secrets about Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise‘s split. Surprised? No, me neither. So here’s what People seemed to dig up. Apparently Katie knew for quite some time that she had to make a big fat change and when I think of change I think of “Man In the Mirror” by Michael Jackson.
From what it sounds like, Katie was miserable and she needed to get out of that relationship with Scientol-Tom before she went off the deep end.
A source told People that “She no longer had the life she wanted, in terms of her career, her way of life, everything. Once she decided to go, she was done.” And she wasn’t turning back!
So with that decision having been made in the back of her mind, she contacted her dad (who just so happens to be an attorney) and orchestrated a secretive exit that would include moving, changing cell phones and NOT giving any clues to Tom about her plan.
The source added, “She knew she had to have everything locked down before she pulled the trigger because there could be no wiggle room if she didn’t want this to turn into a long, drawn-out battle.”
When Katie threw the news on Tom, he was pretty much shocked and still is.
So who will get custody of the child? We all know that Tommy is married to his work so I’d have to go with Katie on this one.
Paula Deen may have taken off some mad pounds (30 pounds to be exact) but according to the National Enquirer she’s been lying about the healthy diet that got her skinnier.
A source told the mag, “Now that Paula has dropped a few pounds she’s making herself out to be a pillar of health and fitness, but she’s lying about what she’s really putting into her body. She’s discovered that she can eat almost anything she wants and shed pounds. The key has been cutting carbohydrates out of her diet almost completely.”
Oh snap! And get this…”Paula still eats fatty cheeseburgers and sausages dripping in grease, only now she has them without a bun. And she still prepares her favorite fried foods, but without a batter that would add to the carbs.”
In other words, she is taking part in a weight loss plan that is similar to the Atkins diet which can have risk of heart disease and other ailments.
The fact that she could be lying sucks. But the truth is, the girl is skinnier. She has to be a lot healthier than she was before unless she’s smoking crack now.
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves’ wedding has been the talk of the week and now we finally get an official wedding photo and a few more details on their big day.
The lovey dovey couple tied the knot on June 9th at their home in Austin, Texas and though it was low-key, they still had a good number of celebrity pals in tow.
Check out this from People mag:
“We decided to embrace the ritual of marriage as an opportunity and adventure we’ll take together,” McConaughey, 42, tells People in this week’s cover story, which features exclusive photos and details from the couple’s big day.
The pair welcomed around 120 guests, including Reese Witherspoon, Kenny Chesney and Woody Harrelson, for a three-day extravaganza of summer fun surrounding the nuptials. The ceremony was especially meaningful for the pair’s children, Levi, who turns 4 in July, and Vida, 2½, who served as ring bearer and flower girl at the Catholic ceremony. Says Camila, 29: “Somehow they both seem to understand what we are doing on a spiritual level.”
Well I’m happy that these two finally sealed the deal. Now maybe they will be spotted on the beach on honeymoon. I’d sure like to see Matthew shirtless once more before the Magic Mike premiere coming up. And just think, Camila gets to see that every damn day. Lucky bitch!
One of these times a tabloid is going to get it right, but could Star magazine be the coveted winner of a successful Jennifer Aniston’s womb implantation this day? Eh, I highly doubt it but the closer Jen and Justin get, the better chance unprotected sex comes into play. Am I right?
Well, according to Star, Jennifer and her boyfriend Justin Theroux are planning to walk down the aisle (as in, get hitched) together in Greece and they are trying to get it all done before their big arrival! You know, because all celebrities never put the carriage before the horse.
So Star has the celebrity guest list for the couple’s nuptials, deets on the ring, the vows and probably where they are going to do their honeymoon nasty as well.
At any rate, according to the report, the baby is coming! The baby that Jennifer has been longing for and desiring is coming. And I think it is safe to say that IF this probably pretend baby is a boy, his name won’t be Brad!
It was just ONE month after Tori Spelling’s daughter was born that she got the news that she was pregnant again. Talk about not listening to your doctor! The last I heard you are supposed to let your body heal after stretching out to the size of a got damn watermelon and wait at least six weeks after you pop out a baby before you engage in sexy time. And Tori and Dean, gawd knows, already got it on just a couple of weeks after she gives birth?! Now that is Michelle and Jim Duggar dedication right there, peeps.
So why oh why did they decide to not wait? In the new issue of Life & Style, Tori tells us all why she and husband Dean McDermott decided not to wait before having their fourth child and yes it has to do with keeping her man happy. She’ll get it in even if it kills her!
Tori said, “I was like, Well, I don’t want him to think that the sex is going downhill. So here you go, [baby number] four! All my friends keep asking, ‘Was it planned?’ I said, ‘Seriously, Hattie was 1 month old — do you think it was planned?'”
But apparently whenever Tori is knocked up she’s happy and Dean-o is a freakin’ hornball for his pregnant wife.
She adds, “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. And Dean can’t keep his hands off me! He’s like, ‘You’re the sexiest pregnant woman.'”
A little bit of an off-topic here dahlings, but does anyone else find this cover rather entertaining?
Ok kids. Fasten up those Depends because I have something that just may make you pee your pants. The Kanye West, Kim Kardashian romance may NOT be a publicity stunt. Two people who love the cameras and the attention just may be in love with somebody with is in love with their own self. Two narcissists worshipping each other? Believe it, peeps.
A friend of Ye told Us Weekly that West has fallen “genuinely head over heels” for Kardashian. The source added, “It’s not a PR stunt. They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce!” Oh yeah because Kim K is the next best thing to Beyonce. Eye roll.
We know that these two have been flirty (aka probably dry humping each other in public and hittin’ the skins from time to time) for years but now they are ready to share the spotlight with each other and THAT, my friends, is a big effing deal for someone who is self-absorbed and consumed with media attention.
A Kardashian source (probably Kris Jenner) told Us that “Now that Kim has gotten over the Kris drama . . . she sees how much Kanye loves her.”
In other words, be prepared to see many staged photo ops and manipulative media hoaxes thrown out there on the effing daily. From oh-my-gawd-they’re-holding-hands-in-Starbucks to oooooo-he-made-her-soup-after-her-88th-plastic-surgery-procedure, we’re going to hear it all.
Be prepared, peeps. I’m betting on a Kim K-Kanye West couple photo slash logo on everything from tools to their very own Jello line.
OK! thinks they have a scoop with the pretend revelation that Kim Kardashian is planning a secret adoption. So much for the secret?
Whatevs. This is the same publication that said that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were fighting, getting married and fighting over getting married. Blah blah blah.
This cover implicates that Kim Kardashian is so desperate for a baby after TWO failed marriages and so she is planning the process of adopting as a single mother.
The cover says, “Exclusive Details: Kim’s Secret Adoption Plans. The shocking $1 million deal. Why she’s doing it without a man. Which sister insists Kim’s not ready to me a mom.”
An insider was quoted as saying, “Kim has always been very maternal. Of the three sisters, she’s the one who’s been saying that she’s ready for kids the longest.”
But while the adoption could take awhile, Kim has been trying to keep a lower profile in doing so. A source adds, “It’s all top secret, but the adoption is already underway. Kim is ready. She’s made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from.”
So where would Kim adopt from? Apparently that PR-infused trip to Haiti was enough for Kim to feel like she needed to do an Angelina.
The source added, “Haiti is at the top of her list, but she’s also drawn to China because of the sheer number of little girls up for adoption there. Kim definitely wants to adopt a little girl. Her mother wants Kim to adopt a baby from the Republic of Armenia. They still have roots there, and it would bring a lot of attention to that country, which has been ravaged by war for decades.”
Do you really think Kimmy would pull the baby card right now? I don’t think so. She’s so into herself at the moment that I highly doubt she would be ready to take on another life that she’d have to devote her time to.
When her star begins to fall (which eventually it will, but not soon enough) you know damn well that she is going to pull out the baby card and generate herself some more millions.
The insider added, “She’s a businesswoman, and she always thinks of ways to monetize her life. It’s what she’s been most successful at. She’ll throw a baby shower to end all baby showers and charge vendors to take part in it. The first photos and interview with the baby are also likely to earn money.”
Duh. What’s that song made famous by Jessie J called?
We knew it already. Snooki is pregnant and engaged. The media has been saying this for how long now? Well Star magazine had the scoop back in early February. But Us Weekly decided to go get their exclusive, probably dish out some big bucks for some crapola that we already know. I guess that is their pocket book, right? Whatevs.
At least we get to see the baby bump that isn’t a result of an over consumption of meatballs, right?
Bleh. The cover story for Us Weekly is simply just confirming old ass news. Snooki is 15 weeks pregnant, proudly displaying her baby bump. And apparently she has been a drinking fool through some of the denial stage that her life is now going to change drastically.
And even though this OBVIOUSLY wasn’t a planned baby bundle she is going to try to make things right. Snooks told the mag, “I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.”
So when did she find out that she was pregnant? She answered, “Right after New Year’s. [I thought] ‘S**t, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.”
The probably father Jionni LaValle threw in his two cents as well saying, “We are not going to screw this up.”
You can also expect a joint reality show that will focus on Snooki and Jionni’s parenting skills and a probable wedding special.